========================= BAFFLE Rosters - Week 3 ========================= (teams in alphabetical order) ===================================== ===================================== ACME PORKERS ANARCHY ===================================== ===================================== QB Dak Prescott (Cowboys) QB Patrick Mahomes (Chiefs) QB Justin Herbert (Chargers) QB Dwayne Haskins (Washington) RB Sony Michel (Patriots) RB Alvin Kamara (Saints) RB Darrynton Evans (Titans) RB Latavius Murray (Saints) RB Malcolm Brown (Rams) RB Devin Singletary (Bills) WR Brandin Cooks (Texans) RB Zach Moss (Bills) WR Adam Thielen (Vikings) RB James Robinson (Jaguars) WR D.J. Moore (Panthers) RB Myles Gaskin (Dolphins) WR DeSean Jackson (Eagles) WR Diontae Johnson (Steelers) TE Jared Cook (Saints) WR Laviska Shenault (Jaguars) DS Ravens DS Chiefs DS Jaguars DS Cardinals PK Matt Prater (Lions) PK Younghoe Koo (Falcons) PK Sam Sloman (Rams) PK Ryan Succop (Bucs) [IR] WR Parris Campbell (Colts) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== BEER BELLIES BIG DAWGS ===================================== ===================================== QB Kyler Murray (Cardinals) QB Josh Allen (Bills) QB Ryan Tannehill (Titans) QB Teddy Bridgewater (Panthers) RB Kenyan Drake (Cardinals) RB Ezekiel Elliott (Cowboys) RB Melvin Gordon (Broncos) RB Todd Gurley (Falcons) RB Kareem Hunt (Browns) RB A.J. Dillon (Packers) WR D.J. Chark (Jaguars) RB DeeJay Dallas (Seahawks) WR John Brown (Bills) WR Tyler Lockett (Seahawks) WR Chase Claypool (Steelers) WR N'Keal Harry (Patriots) WR Sammy Watkins (Chiefs) WR A.J. Green (Bengals) TE Jordan Reed (49ers) WR Christian Kirk (Cardinals) TE George Kittle (49ers) DS Patriots DS Broncos DS Browns PK Robbie Gould (49ers) PK Zane Gonzalez (Cardinals) PK Nick Folk (Patriots) PK Dan Bailey (Vikings) WR Sterling Shepard (Giants) [IR] [IR] ===================================== ===================================== BLUE STARS DA PER'S ===================================== ===================================== QB Cam Newton (Patriots) QB Carson Wentz (Eagles) QB Tua Tagovailoa (Dolphins) QB Joe Burrow (Bengals) RB J.K. Dobbins (Ravens) RB Matt Breida (Dolphins) RB Joshua Kelley (Chargers) RB Kerryon Johnson (Lions) RB Carlos Hyde (Seahawks) RB Marlon Mack (Colts) WR Allen Robinson (Bears) WR Michael Thomas (Saints) WR A.J. Brown (Titans) WR Jerry Jeudy (Broncos) WR Justin Jefferson (Vikings) WR Tyler Boyd (Bengals) WR Michael Pittman (Colts) TE Mike Gesicki (Dolphins) TE Devin Asiasi (Patriots) TE Austin Hooper (Browns) DS Vikings DS Colts DS Rams DS Jets PK Harrison Butker (Chiefs) PK Wil Lutz (Saints) PK Daniel Carlson (Raiders) PK Chris Boswell (Steelers) [IR] [IR] ===================================== ===================================== DRAGAN'S DRAGONS GRIZZLY RIDERS ===================================== ===================================== QB Russell Wilson (Seahawks) QB Tom Brady (Bucs) RB Aaron Jones (Packers) QB Matthew Stafford (Lions) RB Ronald Jones (Bucs) RB Leonard Fournette (Bucs) RB Devonta Freeman (Giants) RB D'Andre Swift (Lions) WR T.Y. Hilton (Colts) WR James Washington (Steelers) WR Mecole Hardman (Chiefs) WR Julio Jones (Falcons) WR Jarvis Landry (Browns) WR Will Fuller (Texans) WR Marvin Jones (Lions) TE Travis Kelce (Chiefs) WR Steven Sims (Washington) TE Darren Waller (Raiders) WR Mike Williams (Chargers) TE Evan Engram (Giants) TE Hunter Henry (Chargers) TE Hayden Hurst (Falcons) DS Saints DS Steelers DS Dolphins DS Giants PK Rodrigo Blankenship (Colts) PK Stephen Gostkowski (Titans) WR Courtland Sutton (Broncos) [IR] [IR] ===================================== ===================================== HOOTERS KILLER WHALES ===================================== ===================================== QB Deshaun Watson (Texans) QB Kirk Cousins (Vikings) QB Sam Darnold (Jets) QB Jimmy Garoppolo (49ers) RB Miles Sanders (Eagles) RB Dalvin Cook (Vikings) RB Jonathan Taylor (Colts) RB James Conner (Steelers) RB Tarik Cohen (Bears) RB Phillip Lindsay (Broncos) RB Dion Lewis (Giants) RB Chase Edmonds (Cardinals) WR Tyreek Hill (Chiefs) WR Kenny Golladay (Lions) WR Amari Cooper (Cowboys) WR Robert Woods (Rams) WR Brandon Aiyuk (49ers) WR Deebo Samuel (49ers) WR M. Valdes-Scantling (Packers) TE Zach Ertz (Eagles) TE Mark Andrews (Ravens) DS Chargers DS Bills DS Texans DS Lions PK Jason Myers (Seahawks) PK Justin Tucker (Ravens) PK Tyler Bass (Bills) [IR] [IR] ===================================== ===================================== PRIDELESS PERVERTS ROLLERBALLERS ===================================== ===================================== QB Matt Ryan (Falcons) QB Baker Mayfield (Browns) QB Jared Goff (Rams) QB Drew Lock (Broncos) RB Cam Akers (Rams) RB Nick Chubb (Browns) RB Alexander Mattison (Vikings) RB Clyde Edwards-Helaire (Chiefs) RB Tony Pollard (Cowboys) RB Darrell Henderson (Rams) RB Benny Snell (Steelers) WR Robby Anderson (Panthers) RB Mike Davis (Panthers) WR Terry McLaurin (Washington) WR Davante Adams (Packers) WR Keenan Allen (Chargers) WR Stefon Diggs (Bills) WR Chris Godwin (Bucs) WR Calvin Ridley (Falcons) WR Julian Edelman (Patriots) WR Marquise Brown (Ravens) WR Bryan Edwards (Raiders) WR Devin Duvernay (Ravens) DS 49ers DS Cowboys PK Greg Zuerlein (Cowboys) PK Ka'imi Fairbairn (Texans) PK Justin Rohrwasser (Patriots) [IR] [IR] ===================================== ===================================== RUSTY'S RENEGADES TERMINATORS ===================================== ===================================== QB Gardner Minshew (Jaguars) QB Lamar Jackson (Ravens) RB Josh Jacobs (Raiders) RB Christian McCaffrey (Panthers) RB Derrick Henry (Titans) RB Saquon Barkley (Giants) RB Frank Gore (Jets) RB Jerick McKinnon (49ers) WR Russell Gage (Falcons) RB Nyheim Hines (Colts) WR Corey Davis (Titans) WR Odell Beckham (Browns) WR Cooper Kupp (Rams) WR D.K. Metcalf (Seahawks) WR Mike Evans (Bucs) WR CeeDee Lamb (Cowboys) WR DeVante Parker (Dolphins) WR Henry Ruggs (Raiders) WR Denzel Mims (Jets) WR Jalen Reagor (Eagles) TE Tyler Higbee (Rams) WR Jamison Crowder (Jets) DS Bucs WR Allen Lazard (Packers) DS Titans DS Seahawks PK Jake Elliott (Eagles) PK Joey Slye (Panthers) RB Damien Harris (Patriots) [IR] [IR] ===================================== ===================================== TREE SLOBS WOOD'S WUSSES ===================================== ===================================== QB Aaron Rodgers (Packers) QB Drew Brees (Saints) QB Ben Roethlisberger (Steelers) QB Philip Rivers (Colts) QB Derek Carr (Raiders) RB Raheem Mostert (49ers) RB Chris Carson (Seahawks) RB Joe Mixon (Bengals) RB Mark Ingram (Ravens) RB David Johnson (Texans) RB David Montgomery (Bears) RB Duke Johnson (Texans) RB Jordan Howard (Dolphins) RB Austin Ekeler (Chargers) RB Antonio Gibson (Washington) RB Darrel Williams (Chiefs) WR JuJu Smith-Schuster (Steelers) WR Keelan Cole (Jaguars) WR Michael Gallup (Cowboys) WR DeAndre Hopkins (Cardinals) WR Golden Tate (Giants) WR Emmanuel Sanders (Saints) TE Drew Sample (Bengals) WR Darius Slayton (Giants) DS Eagles DS Bears PK Michael Badgley (Chargers) PK Mason Crosby (Packers) RB Le'Veon Bell (Jets) [IR] RB Ryquell Armstead (Jaguars) [CV]