========================= BAFFLE Rosters - Week 5 ========================= (teams in alphabetical order) ===================================== ===================================== ACME PORKERS ANARCHY ===================================== ===================================== QB Dak Prescott (Cowboys) QB Patrick Mahomes (Chiefs) QB Justin Herbert (Chargers) QB Chad Henne (Chiefs) RB Sony Michel (Patriots) RB Alvin Kamara (Saints) RB Darrynton Evans (Titans) RB Latavius Murray (Saints) RB Malcolm Brown (Rams) RB Devin Singletary (Bills) RB Devonta Freeman (Giants) RB Zach Moss (Bills) RB Chris Thompson (Jaguars) RB James Robinson (Jaguars) WR Brandin Cooks (Texans) RB Myles Gaskin (Dolphins) WR Adam Thielen (Vikings) RB Brian Hill (Falcons) WR D.J. Moore (Panthers) WR Diontae Johnson (Steelers) WR DeSean Jackson (Eagles) WR Laviska Shenault (Jaguars) TE Noah Fant (Broncos) TE Robert Tonyan (Packers) DS Ravens DS Chiefs DS Jaguars DS Cardinals PK Matt Prater (Lions) PK Younghoe Koo (Falcons) PK Sam Sloman (Rams) PK Ryan Succop (Bucs) [IR] WR Parris Campbell (Colts) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== BEER BELLIES BIG DAWGS ===================================== ===================================== QB Kyler Murray (Cardinals) QB Josh Allen (Bills) QB Ryan Tannehill (Titans) QB Teddy Bridgewater (Panthers) RB Kenyan Drake (Cardinals) RB Ezekiel Elliott (Cowboys) RB Melvin Gordon (Broncos) RB Todd Gurley (Falcons) RB Kareem Hunt (Browns) RB A.J. Dillon (Packers) RB Justin Jackson (Chargers) RB DeeJay Dallas (Seahawks) RB D'Ernest Johnson (Browns) WR Tyler Lockett (Seahawks) WR D.J. Chark (Jaguars) WR N'Keal Harry (Patriots) WR John Brown (Bills) WR A.J. Green (Bengals) WR Sammy Watkins (Chiefs) WR Christian Kirk (Cardinals) TE George Kittle (49ers) WR Tim Patrick (Broncos) TE Jonnu Smith (Titans) TE Eric Ebron (Steelers) DS Broncos DS Patriots DS Packers DS Browns PK Robbie Gould (49ers) PK Zane Gonzalez (Cardinals) PK Nick Folk (Patriots) PK Dan Bailey (Vikings) WR Sterling Shepard (Giants) [IR] [IR] ===================================== ===================================== BLUE STARS DA PER'S ===================================== ===================================== QB Cam Newton (Patriots) QB Carson Wentz (Eagles) QB Tua Tagovailoa (Dolphins) QB Joe Burrow (Bengals) QB Kyle Allen (Washington) QB Derek Carr (Raiders) RB J.K. Dobbins (Ravens) RB Matt Breida (Dolphins) RB Joshua Kelley (Chargers) RB Kerryon Johnson (Lions) RB Carlos Hyde (Seahawks) RB Marlon Mack (Colts) WR Allen Robinson (Bears) WR Michael Thomas (Saints) WR A.J. Brown (Titans) WR Jerry Jeudy (Broncos) WR Justin Jefferson (Vikings) WR Tyler Boyd (Bengals) WR Cedrick Wilson (Cowboys) WR Tre'Quan Smith (Saints) WR Randall Cobb (Texans) TE Mike Gesicki (Dolphins) TE Devin Asiasi (Patriots) TE Austin Hooper (Browns) DS Vikings DS Colts DS Rams DS Jets PK Harrison Butker (Chiefs) PK Wil Lutz (Saints) PK Daniel Carlson (Raiders) PK Chris Boswell (Steelers) WR Michael Pittman (Colts) [IR] [IR] ===================================== ===================================== DRAGAN'S DRAGONS GRIZZLY RIDERS ===================================== ===================================== QB Russell Wilson (Seahawks) QB Tom Brady (Bucs) QB Daniel Jones (Giants) QB Matthew Stafford (Lions) RB Adrian Peterson (Lions) RB Leonard Fournette (Bucs) RB Aaron Jones (Packers) RB D'Andre Swift (Lions) RB Ronald Jones (Bucs) RB Peyton Barber (Washington) WR T.Y. Hilton (Colts) WR James Washington (Steelers) WR Mecole Hardman (Chiefs) WR Julio Jones (Falcons) WR Jarvis Landry (Browns) WR Will Fuller (Texans) WR Marvin Jones (Lions) TE Travis Kelce (Chiefs) WR Cordarrelle Patterson (Bears) TE Darren Waller (Raiders) WR K.J. Hamler (Broncos) TE Evan Engram (Giants) TE Jimmy Graham (Bears) TE Hayden Hurst (Falcons) DS Saints DS Steelers DS Dolphins DS Giants PK Rodrigo Blankenship (Colts) PK Stephen Gostkowski (Titans) PK Graham Gano (Giants) PK Cairo Santos (Bears) WR Courtland Sutton (Broncos) [IR] [IR] ===================================== ===================================== HOOTERS KILLER WHALES ===================================== ===================================== QB Deshaun Watson (Texans) QB Kirk Cousins (Vikings) QB Sam Darnold (Jets) QB Jimmy Garoppolo (49ers) RB Miles Sanders (Eagles) RB Dalvin Cook (Vikings) RB Jonathan Taylor (Colts) RB James Conner (Steelers) RB Ke'Shawn Vaughn (Bucs) RB Jeff Wilson (49ers) WR Tyreek Hill (Chiefs) RB Chase Edmonds (Cardinals) WR Amari Cooper (Cowboys) WR Kenny Golladay (Lions) WR Brandon Aiyuk (49ers) WR Robert Woods (Rams) WR M. Valdes-Scantling (Packers) WR Hunter Renfrow (Raiders) TE Cameron Brate (Bucs) WR Keelan Cole (Jaguars) TE T.J. Hockenson (Lions) WR Dontrelle Inman (Washington) TE Mark Andrews (Ravens) TE Zach Ertz (Eagles) DS Bills DS Chargers DS Lions DS Texans PK Justin Tucker (Ravens) PK Jason Myers (Seahawks) PK Sam Ficken (Jets) PK Tyler Bass (Bills) [IR] [IR] ===================================== ===================================== PRIDELESS PERVERTS ROLLERBALLERS ===================================== ===================================== QB Matt Ryan (Falcons) QB Baker Mayfield (Browns) QB Jared Goff (Rams) QB Drew Lock (Broncos) RB Cam Akers (Rams) QB Nick Foles (Bears) RB Alexander Mattison (Vikings) RB Phillip Lindsay (Broncos) RB Tony Pollard (Cowboys) RB Clyde Edwards-Helaire (Chiefs) RB Benny Snell (Steelers) RB Darrell Henderson (Rams) RB Mike Davis (Panthers) WR Terry McLaurin (Washington) WR Davante Adams (Packers) WR Keenan Allen (Chargers) WR Stefon Diggs (Bills) WR Chris Godwin (Bucs) WR Calvin Ridley (Falcons) WR Julian Edelman (Patriots) WR Marquise Brown (Ravens) WR Robby Anderson (Panthers) WR Devin Duvernay (Ravens) TE Mo Alie-Cox (Colts) DS Cowboys DS 49ers DS Raiders DS Washington PK Ka'imi Fairbairn (Texans) PK Greg Zuerlein (Cowboys) PK Cody Parkey (Browns) PK Dustin Hopkins (Washington) [IR] RB Nick Chubb (Browns) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== RUSTY'S RENEGADES TERMINATORS ===================================== ===================================== QB Gardner Minshew (Jaguars) QB Lamar Jackson (Ravens) QB Philip Rivers (Colts) QB Joe Flacco (Jets) RB Josh Jacobs (Raiders) RB Jerick McKinnon (49ers) RB Derrick Henry (Titans) RB Nyheim Hines (Colts) RB Damien Harris (Patriots) RB Christian McCaffrey (Panthers) WR Russell Gage (Falcons) WR Odell Beckham (Browns) WR Corey Davis (Titans) WR D.K. Metcalf (Seahawks) WR Cooper Kupp (Rams) WR CeeDee Lamb (Cowboys) WR Mike Evans (Bucs) WR Henry Ruggs (Raiders) WR DeVante Parker (Dolphins) WR Jalen Reagor (Eagles) WR Anthony Miller (Bears) WR Jamison Crowder (Jets) WR Scotty Miller (Bucs) WR Tee Higgins (Bengals) DS Bucs DS Seahawks DS Titans DS Bengals PK Jake Elliott (Eagles) PK Joey Slye (Panthers) PK Jason Sanders (Dolphins) PK Stephen Hauschka (Jaguars) [IR] RB Saquon Barkley (Giants) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== TREE SLOBS WOOD'S WUSSES ===================================== ===================================== QB Aaron Rodgers (Packers) QB Drew Brees (Saints) QB Ben Roethlisberger (Steelers) QB Ryan Fitzpatrick (Dolphins) RB Chris Carson (Seahawks) RB Raheem Mostert (49ers) RB Mark Ingram (Ravens) RB Joe Mixon (Bengals) RB David Montgomery (Bears) RB David Johnson (Texans) RB Jordan Howard (Dolphins) RB Anthony McFarland (Steelers) RB Antonio Gibson (Washington) RB Austin Ekeler (Chargers) RB Rex Burkhead (Patriots) RB Darrel Williams (Chiefs) RB Travis Homer (Seahawks) WR Deebo Samuel (49ers) WR JuJu Smith-Schuster (Steelers) WR DeAndre Hopkins (Cardinals) WR Michael Gallup (Cowboys) WR Emmanuel Sanders (Saints) WR Golden Tate (Giants) WR Darius Slayton (Giants) DS Eagles DS Bears DS Falcons DS Panthers PK Michael Badgley (Chargers) PK Mason Crosby (Packers) PK Brandon McManus (Broncos) PK Randy Bullock (Bengals) RB Le'Veon Bell (Jets) [IR] RB Ryquell Armstead (Jaguars) [CV]