========================= BAFFLE Rosters - Week 2 ========================= (teams in alphabetical order) ===================================== ===================================== ACME PORKERS ANARCHY ===================================== ===================================== QB Dak Prescott (Cowboys) QB Patrick Mahomes (Chiefs) QB Justin Herbert (Chargers) QB Taylor Heinecke (Washington) RB Damien Harris (Patriots) RB Alvin Kamara (Saints) RB David Johnson (Texans) RB James Robinson (Jaguars) RB Chuba Hubbard (Panthers) RB Myles Gaskin (Dolphins) RB Tevin Coleman (Jets) RB Trey Sermon (49ers) WR Adam Thielen (Vikings) WR Sammy Watkins (Ravens) WR DeVonta Smith (Eagles) WR Diontae Johnson (Steelers) WR Tyrell Williams (Lions) WR Robby Anderson (Panthers) WR Nelson Agholor (Patriots) WR Corey Davis (Jets) WR Deonte Harris (Saints) WR Nico Collins (Texans) TE Rob Gronkowski (Bucs) TE Tyler Higbee (Rams) DS Ravens DS Washington DS Texans DS Jets PK Jason Myers (Seahawks) PK Younghoe Koo (Falcons) PK Quinn Nordin (Patriots) PK Chris Boswell (Steelers) [IR] QB Ryan Fitzpatrick (Washington) [IR] [IR] [IR] ===================================== ===================================== BEER BELLIES BIG DAWGS ===================================== ===================================== QB Kyler Murray (Cardinals) QB Josh Allen (Bills) QB Ryan Tannehill (Titans) QB Carson Wentz (Colts) RB Melvin Gordon (Broncos) RB Ezekiel Elliott (Cowboys) RB Kareem Hunt (Browns) RB Jamaal Williams (Lions) RB Michael Carter (Jets) RB Leonard Fournette (Bucs) RB Ty'Son Williams (Ravens) RB Jaret Patterson (Washington) WR Deebo Samuel (49ers) WR Mike Williams (Chargers) WR Emmanuel Sanders (Bills) WR Tyler Lockett (Seahawks) WR Kadarius Toney (Giants) WR Michael Pittman (Colts) WR Amari Rodgers (Packers) WR Henry Ruggs (Raiders) TE George Kittle (49ers) WR Terrace Marshall (Panthers) TE Jonnu Smith (Patriots) TE Hunter Henry (Patriots) DS Bills DS Vikings DS Titans DS Falcons PK Matt Gay (Rams) PK Greg Zuerlein (Cowboys) PK Evan McPherson (Bengals) PK Jake Elliott (Eagles) RB Travis Etienne (Jaguars) [IR] [IR] WR Rashod Bateman (Ravens) [IR] [IR] ===================================== ===================================== BLUE STARS DA PER'S ===================================== ===================================== QB Derek Carr (Raiders) QB Joe Burrow (Bengals) QB Mac Jones (Patriots) QB Teddy Bridgewater (Broncos) RB Devin Singletary (Bills) RB Najee Harris (Steelers) RB Tony Pollard (Cowboys) RB Carlos Hyde (Jaguars) WR A.J. Brown (Titans) WR Michael Thomas (Saints) WR Justin Jefferson (Vikings) WR Jerry Jeudy (Broncos) WR Allen Robinson (Bears) WR Tyler Boyd (Bengals) WR Elijah Moore (Jets) WR D.J. Moore (Panthers) WR Cole Beasley (Bills) WR Laviska Shenault (Jaguars) WR Christian Kirk (Cardinals) WR A.J. Green (Cardinals) TE Mark Andrews (Ravens) WR Tre'Quan Smith (Saints) TE Dallas Goedert (Eagles) TE Robert Tonyan (Packers) DS Rams DS 49ers DS Cowboys DS Jaguars PK Harrison Butker (Chiefs) PK Brandon McManus (Broncos) PK Dustin Hopkins (Washington) PK Greg Joseph (Vikings) RB J.K. Dobbins (Ravens) [IR] [IR] WR Curtis Samuel (Washington) [IR] [IR] ===================================== ===================================== DRAGAN'S DRAGONS GRIZZLY RIDERS ===================================== ===================================== QB Russell Wilson (Seahawks) QB Tom Brady (Bucs) QB Jimmy Garoppolo (49ers) QB Tua Tagovailoa (Dolphins) RB Aaron Jones (Packers) RB D'Andre Swift (Lions) RB Sony Michel (Rams) RB Latavius Murray (Ravens) WR Mecole Hardman (Chiefs) RB Alexander Mattison (Vikings) WR Courtland Sutton (Broncos) WR Odell Beckham (Browns) WR Marvin Jones (Jaguars) WR Will Fuller (Dolphins) WR Julio Jones (Titans) WR Brandin Cooks (Texans) WR Chase Claypool (Steelers) WR DeVante Parker (Dolphins) WR JuJu Smith-Schuster (Steelers) WR Jalen Reagor (Eagles) WR Amon-Ra St. Brown (Lions) TE Travis Kelce (Chiefs) TE Mike Gesicki (Dolphins) TE Darren Waller (Raiders) DS Dolphins DS Steelers DS Panthers DS Bengals PK Ryan Succop (Bucs) PK Cairo Santos (Bears) PK Wil Lutz (Saints) PK Austin Seibert (Lions) [IR] [IR] [IR] [IR] ===================================== ===================================== HOOTERS KILLER WHALES ===================================== ===================================== QB Baker Mayfield (Browns) QB Kirk Cousins (Vikings) QB Jameis Winston (Saints) QB Trevor Lawrence (Jaguars) RB Jonathan Taylor (Colts) QB Sam Darnold (Panthers) RB Kenyan Drake (Raiders) RB Dalvin Cook (Vikings) RB James White (Patriots) RB Chase Edmonds (Cardinals) RB J.D. McKissic (Washington) RB A.J. Dillon (Packers) WR Tyreek Hill (Chiefs) RB Nyheim Hines (Colts) WR Amari Cooper (Cowboys) RB Mark Ingram (Texans) WR Brandon Aiyuk (49ers) WR Kenny Golladay (Giants) WR Van Jefferson (Rams) WR Robert Woods (Rams) TE Kyle Pitts (Falcons) WR Gabriel Davis (Bills) TE T.J. Hockenson (Lions) WR Hunter Renfrow (Raiders) DS Bucs DS Chiefs DS Bears DS Packers PK Justin Tucker (Ravens) PK Jason Sanders (Dolphins) PK Josh Lambo (Jaguars) PK Tristan Vizcaino (Chargers) [IR] WR T.Y. Hilton (Colts) [IR] [IR] WR Michael Gallup (Cowboys) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== PRIDELESS PERVERTS ROLLERBALLERS ===================================== ===================================== QB Matthew Stafford (Rams) QB Trey Lance (49ers) QB Ben Roethlisberger (Steelers) QB Zach Wilson (Jets) RB Mike Davis (Falcons) QB Tyrod Taylor (Texans) RB Malcolm Brown (Dolphins) RB Clyde Edwards-Helaire (Chiefs) RB Cam Akers (Rams) RB Nick Chubb (Browns) WR Davante Adams (Packers) RB Zack Moss (Bills) WR Stefon Diggs (Bills) WR Terry McLaurin (Washington) WR Calvin Ridley (Falcons) WR Keenan Allen (Chargers) WR Marquise Brown (Ravens) WR Chris Godwin (Bucs) WR Tee Higgins (Bengals) WR Jakobi Meyers (Patriots) WR Parris Campbell (Colts) WR Rondale Moore (Cardinals) TE Noah Fant (Broncos) WR M. Valdes-Scantling (Packers) DS Broncos WR D. Peoples-Jones (Browns) DS Raiders DS Patriots PK Graham Gano (Giants) DS Giants PK Robbie Gould (49ers) PK Rodrigo Blankenship (Colts) [IR] [IR] [IR] [IR] ===================================== ===================================== RUSTY'S RENEGADES TERMINATORS ===================================== ===================================== QB Matt Ryan (Falcons) QB Lamar Jackson (Ravens) QB Jared Goff (Lions) RB Christian McCaffrey (Panthers) RB Josh Jacobs (Raiders) RB Saquon Barkley (Giants) RB Miles Sanders (Eagles) RB Devontae Booker (Giants) RB Derrick Henry (Titans) RB Darrell Henderson (Rams) RB Phillip Lindsay (Texans) RB Damien Williams (Bears) RB Kenneth Gainwell (Eagles) RB Chris Evans (Bengals) WR Mike Evans (Bucs) RB Elijah Mitchell (49ers) WR Cooper Kupp (Rams) WR D.K. Metcalf (Seahawks) WR Jarvis Landry (Browns) WR CeeDee Lamb (Cowboys) WR Russell Gage (Falcons) WR Marquez Callaway (Saints) TE Logan Thomas (Washington) WR Jaylen Waddle (Dolphins) DS Saints WR Antonio Brown (Bucs) DS Cardinals WR Darnell Mooney (Bears) PK Daniel Carlson (Raiders) DS Colts PK Sam Ficken (Titans) PK Chase McLaughlin (Browns) [IR] [IR] [IR] [IR] ===================================== ===================================== TREE SLOBS WOOD'S WUSSES ===================================== ===================================== QB Aaron Rodgers (Packers) QB Jalen Hurts (Eagles) QB Daniel Jones (Giants) QB Justin Fields (Bears) RB Chris Carson (Seahawks) RB Joe Mixon (Bengals) RB David Montgomery (Bears) RB Austin Ekeler (Chargers) RB Antonio Gibson (Washington) RB Rhamondre Stevenson (Patriots) RB Javonte Williams (Broncos) RB Ronald Jones (Bucs) RB Alex Collins (Seahawks) RB James Conner (Cardinals) RB Darrel Williams (Chiefs) RB Tony Jones (Saints) WR Ja'Marr Chase (Bengals) RB C. Patterson (Falcons) WR D.J. Chark (Jaguars) WR DeAndre Hopkins (Cardinals) WR Bryan Edwards (Raiders) WR Sterling Shepard (Giants) WR Tim Patrick (Broncos) WR K.J. Hamler (Broncos) DS Browns DS Seahawks DS Chargers DS Eagles PK Matt Prater (Cardinals) PK Tyler Bass (Bills) PK Ryan Santoso (none) PK Matt Ammendola (Jets) RB Gus Edwards (Ravens) [IR] RB Raheem Mostert (49ers) [IR] [IR] [IR]