========================= BAFFLE Rosters - Week 7 ========================= (teams in alphabetical order) ===================================== ===================================== ACME PORKERS ANARCHY ===================================== ===================================== QB Dak Prescott (Cowboys) QB Patrick Mahomes (Chiefs) QB Justin Herbert (Chargers) QB Taylor Heinecke (Washington) QB Case Keenum (Browns) RB Alvin Kamara (Saints) RB Damien Harris (Patriots) RB James Robinson (Jaguars) RB David Johnson (Texans) RB Myles Gaskin (Dolphins) RB Chuba Hubbard (Panthers) RB Trey Sermon (49ers) RB Tevin Coleman (Jets) RB Chris Evans (Bengals) WR Adam Thielen (Vikings) WR Diontae Johnson (Steelers) WR DeVonta Smith (Eagles) WR Robby Anderson (Panthers) WR Nelson Agholor (Patriots) WR Corey Davis (Jets) WR Deonte Harris (Saints) WR Allen Lazard (Packers) TE Rob Gronkowski (Bucs) WR Nico Collins (Texans) DS Ravens DS Washington DS Texans DS Jets PK Jason Myers (Seahawks) PK Younghoe Koo (Falcons) OP/PK PK Chris Boswell (Steelers) WR Tyrell Williams (Lions) [IR] QB Ryan Fitzpatrick (Washington) [IR] PK Quinn Nordin (Patriots) [IR] [IR] ===================================== ===================================== BEER BELLIES BIG DAWGS ===================================== ===================================== QB Kyler Murray (Cardinals) QB Josh Allen (Bills) QB Ryan Tannehill (Titans) QB Carson Wentz (Colts) RB Melvin Gordon (Broncos) RB Ezekiel Elliott (Cowboys) RB Michael Carter (Jets) RB Jamaal Williams (Lions) RB Ty'Son Williams (Ravens) RB Leonard Fournette (Bucs) RB Demetric Felton (Browns) RB Le'Veon Bell (Ravens) WR Deebo Samuel (49ers) WR Mike Williams (Chargers) WR Emmanuel Sanders (Bills) WR Tyler Lockett (Seahawks) WR Kadarius Toney (Giants) WR Michael Pittman (Colts) WR Rashod Bateman (Ravens) WR Henry Ruggs (Raiders) TE George Kittle (49ers) WR Terrace Marshall (Panthers) TE David Njoku (Browns) WR Quez Watkins (Eagles) DS Bills DS Vikings DS Titans DS Falcons PK Matt Gay (Rams) PK Greg Zuerlein (Cowboys) PK Evan McPherson (Bengals) PK Jake Elliott (Eagles) RB Travis Etienne (Jaguars) [IR] [IR] RB Kareem Hunt (Browns) [IR] [IR] ===================================== ===================================== BLUE STARS DA PER'S ===================================== ===================================== QB Derek Carr (Raiders) QB Joe Burrow (Bengals) QB Mac Jones (Patriots) QB Teddy Bridgewater (Broncos) RB Devin Singletary (Bills) RB Najee Harris (Steelers) RB Tony Pollard (Cowboys) RB Carlos Hyde (Jaguars) WR A.J. Brown (Titans) RB Sony Michel (Rams) WR Justin Jefferson (Vikings) WR Michael Thomas (Saints) WR Allen Robinson (Bears) WR Tyler Boyd (Bengals) WR Elijah Moore (Jets) WR D.J. Moore (Panthers) WR Cole Beasley (Bills) WR Laviska Shenault (Jaguars) WR Christian Kirk (Cardinals) WR A.J. Green (Cardinals) TE Mark Andrews (Ravens) TE Robert Tonyan (Packers) TE Dallas Goedert (Eagles) TE Ricky Seals-Jones (Washington) DS Rams DS 49ers DS Cowboys DS Jaguars PK Harrison Butker (Chiefs) PK Brandon McManus (Broncos) PK Dustin Hopkins (Washington) PK Greg Joseph (Vikings) RB J.K. Dobbins (Ravens) [IR] WR Jerry Jeudy (Broncos) [IR] [IR] WR Tre'Quan Smith (Saints) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== DRAGAN'S DRAGONS GRIZZLY RIDERS ===================================== ===================================== QB Geno Smith (Seahawks) QB Tom Brady (Bucs) QB Jimmy Garoppolo (49ers) QB Tua Tagovailoa (Dolphins) RB Aaron Jones (Packers) RB D'Andre Swift (Lions) RB D'Ernest Johnson (Browns) RB Latavius Murray (Ravens) WR Mecole Hardman (Chiefs) RB Alexander Mattison (Vikings) WR Courtland Sutton (Broncos) WR Odell Beckham (Browns) WR Marvin Jones (Jaguars) WR Brandin Cooks (Texans) WR Julio Jones (Titans) WR DeVante Parker (Dolphins) WR Chase Claypool (Steelers) WR Jalen Reagor (Eagles) TE Mike Gesicki (Dolphins) TE Travis Kelce (Chiefs) TE Jared Cook (Chargers) TE Darren Waller (Raiders) TE Tyler Higbee (Rams) TE Dalton Schultz (Cowboys) DS Dolphins DS Steelers DS Panthers DS Bengals PK Ryan Succop (Bucs) PK Cairo Santos (Bears) QB/OP/PK PK Mason Crosby (Packers) QB Russell Wilson (Seahawks) [IR] WR Will Fuller (Dolphins) [IR] WR J. Smith-Schuster (Steelers) [IR] [IR] ===================================== ===================================== HOOTERS KILLER WHALES ===================================== ===================================== QB Baker Mayfield (Browns) QB Kirk Cousins (Vikings) QB Jameis Winston (Saints) QB Trevor Lawrence (Jaguars) RB Jonathan Taylor (Colts) QB Sam Darnold (Panthers) RB Kenyan Drake (Raiders) RB Dalvin Cook (Vikings) RB J.D. McKissic (Washington) RB Chase Edmonds (Cardinals) WR Tyreek Hill (Chiefs) RB A.J. Dillon (Packers) WR Amari Cooper (Cowboys) RB Mark Ingram (Texans) WR Brandon Aiyuk (49ers) WR T.Y. Hilton (Colts) WR Van Jefferson (Rams) WR Kenny Golladay (Giants) WR Jamison Crowder (Jets) WR Robert Woods (Rams) TE Kyle Pitts (Falcons) WR Hunter Renfrow (Raiders) TE T.J. Hockenson (Lions) TE Dawson Knox (Bills) DS Bucs DS Chiefs DS Bears DS Packers PK Justin Tucker (Ravens) PK Jason Sanders (Dolphins) PK Matthew Wright (Jaguars) PK Tristan Vizcaino (Chargers) RB James White (Patriots) [IR] WR Michael Gallup (Cowboys) [IR] [IR] [IR] ===================================== ===================================== PRIDELESS PERVERTS ROLLERBALLERS ===================================== ===================================== QB Matthew Stafford (Rams) QB Trey Lance (49ers) QB Ben Roethlisberger (Steelers) QB Zach Wilson (Jets) RB Mike Davis (Falcons) QB Davis Mills (Texans) RB Malcolm Brown (Dolphins) RB Nick Chubb (Browns) RB Cam Akers (Rams) RB Zack Moss (Bills) WR Davante Adams (Packers) RB Khalil Herbert (Bears) WR Stefon Diggs (Bills) WR Terry McLaurin (Washington) WR Calvin Ridley (Falcons) WR Keenan Allen (Chargers) WR Marquise Brown (Ravens) WR Chris Godwin (Bucs) WR Tee Higgins (Bengals) WR Jakobi Meyers (Patriots) TE Zach Ertz (Cardinals) WR Rondale Moore (Cardinals) TE Noah Fant (Broncos) WR D. Peoples-Jones (Browns) DS Broncos DS Patriots DS Raiders DS Giants PK Graham Gano (Giants) PK Rodrigo Blankenship (Colts) PK Randy Bullock (Titans) PK Zane Gonzalez (Panthers) PK Robbie Gould (49ers) [IR] QB Tyrod Taylor (Texans) [IR] WR Parris Campbell (Colts) [IR] RB C. Edwards-Helaire (Chiefs) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== RUSTY'S RENEGADES TERMINATORS ===================================== ===================================== QB Matt Ryan (Falcons) QB Lamar Jackson (Ravens) QB Jared Goff (Lions) RB Saquon Barkley (Giants) RB Josh Jacobs (Raiders) RB Devontae Booker (Giants) RB Miles Sanders (Eagles) RB Darrell Henderson (Rams) RB Derrick Henry (Titans) RB Damien Williams (Bears) RB Peyton Barber (Raiders) RB Elijah Mitchell (49ers) RB Kenneth Gainwell (Eagles) WR D.K. Metcalf (Seahawks) WR Jamal Agnew (Jaguars) WR CeeDee Lamb (Cowboys) WR Mike Evans (Bucs) WR Marquez Callaway (Saints) WR Cooper Kupp (Rams) WR Jaylen Waddle (Dolphins) WR K.J Osborne (Vikings) WR Antonio Brown (Bucs) WR Darius Slayton (Giants) WR Darnell Mooney (Bears) WR Josh Gordon (Chiefs) TE Hunter Henry (Patriots) DS Saints DS Colts DS Cardinals PK Joey Slye (49ers) PK Daniel Carlson (Raiders) QB/OP/DS/PK WR Jarvis Landry (Browns) [IR] RB C. McCaffrey (Panthers) [IR] TE Logan Thomas (Washington) [IR] [IR] ===================================== ===================================== TREE SLOBS WOOD'S WUSSES ===================================== ===================================== QB Aaron Rodgers (Packers) QB Jalen Hurts (Eagles) QB Daniel Jones (Giants) QB Justin Fields (Bears) RB Chris Carson (Seahawks) RB Joe Mixon (Bengals) RB Alex Collins (Seahawks) RB Austin Ekeler (Chargers) RB Rashaad Penny (Seahawks) RB Rhamondre Stevenson (Patriots) RB DeeJay Dallas (Seahawks) RB Ronald Jones (Bucs) RB Antonio Gibson (Washington) RB James Conner (Cardinals) RB Jaret Patterson (Washington) RB C. Patterson (Falcons) RB Javonte Williams (Broncos) WR DeAndre Hopkins (Cardinals) RB Darrel Williams (Chiefs) WR Sterling Shepard (Giants) WR Ja'Marr Chase (Bengals) WR DeSean Jackson (Rams) WR Tim Patrick (Broncos) WR Randall Cobb (Packers) WR Rashard Higgins (Browns) DS Seahawks DS Browns DS Eagles DS Chargers PK Tyler Bass (Bills) PK Matt Prater (Cardinals) PK Nick Folk (Patriots) RB Gus Edwards (Ravens) [IR] RB Raheem Mostert (49ers) [IR] RB David Montgomery (Bears) [IR] WR K.J. Hamler (Broncos) [IR]