========================= BAFFLE Rosters - Week 1 ========================= (teams in alphabetical order) ===================================== ===================================== ACME PORKERS ANARCHY ===================================== ===================================== QB Dak Prescott (Cowboys) QB Patrick Mahomes (Chiefs) QB Justin Herbert (Chargers) QB Daniel Jones (Giants) RB Damien Harris (Patriots) RB Alvin Kamara (Saints) RB Miles Sanders (Eagles) RB Dameon Pierce (Texans) WR Adam Thielen (Vikings) RB Kenneth Gainwell (Eagles) WR DeVonta Smith (Eagles) RB Khalil Herbert (Bears) WR Bryan Edwards (Falcons) WR Diontae Johnson (Steelers) WR Jakobi Meyers (Patriots) WR Amon-Ra St. Brown (Lions) WR D.J. Chark (Lions) WR Allen Lazard (Packers) WR Tyler Boyd (Bengals) WR Rondale Moore (Cardinals) TE Dalton Schultz (Cowboys) WR Van Jefferson (Rams) TE Dallas Goedert (Eagles) DS Packers DS Saints DS Browns PK Harrison Butker (Chiefs) PK Tyler Bass (Bills) PK Cairo Santos (Bears) PK Younghoe Koo (Falcons) ===================================== ===================================== BEER BELLIES BIG DAWGS ===================================== ===================================== QB Kyler Murray (Cardinals) QB Josh Allen (Bills) QB Carson Wentz (Commanders) QB Jared Goff (Lions) RB Travis Etienne (Jaguars) RB Ezekiel Elliott (Cowboys) RB Melvin Gordon (Broncos) RB Leonard Fournette (Buccaneers) RB Zamir White (Raiders) RB Kareem Hunt (Browns) RB Jerick McKinnon (Chiefs) RB Rachaad White (Buccaneers) RB Raheem Mostert (Dolphins) WR Mike Williams (Chargers) WR Deebo Samuel (49ers) WR Michael Pittman (Colts) WR Drake London (Falcons) WR Tyler Lockett (Seahawks) WR Jameson Williams (Lions) WR Jalen Tolbert (Cowboys) WR Romeo Doubs (Packers) WR Sammy Watkins (Packers) DS Bills TE Darren Waller (Raiders) DS Giants DS Panthers PK Evan McPherson (Bengals) DS Colts PK Jake Elliott (Eagles) PK Brandon McManus (Broncos) ===================================== ===================================== BLACK HOLES DA PER'S ===================================== ===================================== QB Derek Carr (Raiders) QB Joe Burrow (Bengals) QB Mac Jones (Patriots) QB Ryan Tannehill (Titans) RB J.K. Dobbins (Ravens) RB Najee Harris (Steelers) RB Chase Edmonds (Dolphins) RB Michael Carter (Jets) RB Matt Breida (Giants) RB Samaje Perine (Bengals) RB Darrel Williams (Cardinals) WR Jerry Jeudy (Broncos) RB Damien Williams (Falcons) WR D.J. Moore (Panthers) WR Justin Jefferson (Vikings) WR Michael Thomas (Saints) WR A.J. Brown (Eagles) WR Jaylen Waddle (Dolphins) WR Michael Gallup (Cowboys) WR Chris Olave (Saints) WR Brandon Aiyuk (49ers) TE Zach Ertz (Cardinals) WR Robbie Anderson (Panthers) DS Steelers TE Mark Andrews (Ravens) DS Raiders DS Rams PK Matt Gay (Rams) PK Randy Bullock (Titans) PK Robbie Gould (49ers) ===================================== ===================================== DRAGAN'S DRAGONS GRIZZLY RIDERS ===================================== ===================================== QB Russell Wilson (Broncos) QB Tom Brady (Buccaneers) QB Kenny Pickett (Steelers) QB Tua Tagovailoa (Dolphins) RB Aaron Jones (Packers) RB D'Andre Swift (Lions) RB Breece Hall (Jets) RB Clyde Edwards-Helaire (Chiefs) RB Ronald Jones (Chiefs) RB James Cook (Bills) RB Isaiah Spiller (Chargers) RB Cordarrelle Patterson (Falcons) WR Courtland Sutton (Broncos) WR Brandin Cooks (Texans) WR Marvin Jones (Jaguars) WR Russell Gage (Buccaneers) WR Chase Claypool (Steelers) WR DeVante Parker (Patriots) WR D.K. Metcalf (Seahawks) WR Alec Pierce (Colts) WR Elijah Moore (Jets) WR Velus Jones (Bears) WR Jahan Dotson (Commanders) TE Travis Kelce (Chiefs) WR Donovan Peoples-Jones (Browns) TE Mike Gesicki (Dolphins) DS Cowboys DS Dolphins PK Ryan Succop (Buccaneers) PK Greg Joseph (Vikings) ===================================== ===================================== HOOTERS KILLER WHALES ===================================== ===================================== QB Jameis Winston (Saints) QB Kirk Cousins (Vikings) QB Davis Mills (Texans) QB Trevor Lawrence (Jaguars) RB Jonathan Taylor (Colts) RB Dalvin Cook (Vikings) RB J.D. McKissic (Commanders) RB Devin Singletary (Bills) RB Rex Burkhead (Texans) RB Darrell Henderson (Rams) WR Tyreek Hill (Dolphins) RB Mark Ingram (Saints) WR Gabriel Davis (Bills) WR Hunter Renfrow (Raiders) WR Treylon Burks (Titans) WR Robert Woods (Titans) WR Kenny Golladay (Giants) WR Amari Cooper (Browns) TE Kyle Pitts (Falcons) WR Nico Collins (Texans) TE George Kittle (49ers) TE Cole Kmet (Bears) DS Buccaneers DS Chiefs DS Commanders DS Titans PK Justin Tucker (Ravens) PK Mason Crosby (Packers) PK Graham Gano (Giants) PK Rodrigo Blankenship (Colts) ===================================== ===================================== PRIDELESS PERVERTS ROLLERBALLERS ===================================== ===================================== QB Matthew Stafford (Rams) QB Trey Lance (49ers) QB Zach Wilson (Jets) QB Malik Willis (Titans) RB Cam Akers (Rams) RB Nick Chubb (Browns) RB Nyheim Hines (Colts) RB Kenneth Walker (Seahawks) RB Alexander Mattison (Vikings) RB Mike Davis (Ravens) WR Stefon Diggs (Bills) WR Terry McLaurin (Commanders) WR Marquise Brown (Cardinals) WR Keenan Allen (Chargers) WR Tee Higgins (Bengals) WR Chris Godwin (Buccaneers) WR Marquez Valdes-Scantling (Chiefs) WR Garrett Wilson (Jets) WR Darnell Mooney (Bears) WR Skyy Moore (Chiefs) WR Christian Kirk (Jaguars) WR Christian Watson (Packers) WR Mecole Hardman (Chiefs) WR K.J. Hamler (Broncos) DS Ravens DS Patriots DS Vikings PK Wil Lutz (Saints) PK Dustin Hopkins (Chargers) PK Cade York (Browns) ===================================== ===================================== RUSTY'S RENEGADES TERMINATORS ===================================== ===================================== QB Justin Fields (Bears) QB Lamar Jackson (Ravens) QB Marcus Mariota (Falcons) QB Matt Ryan (Colts) RB Derrick Henry (Titans) RB Saquon Barkley (Giants) RB Josh Jacobs (Raiders) RB Christian McCaffrey (Panthers) RB Jamaal Williams (Lions) RB Elijah Mitchell (49ers) RB Dontrell Hilliard (Titans) RB Tony Pollard (Cowboys) WR Cooper Kupp (Rams) RB James Robinson (Jaguars) WR Mike Evans (Buccaneers) RB Brian Robinson (Commanders) WR Davante Adams (Raiders) RB Tyrion Davis-Price (49ers) WR Wan'Dale Robinson (Giants) RB Isiah Pacheco (Chiefs) WR Danny Gray (49ers) WR CeeDee Lamb (Cowboys) DS Bengals WR Rashod Bateman (Ravens) DS Chargers WR Joshua Palmer (Chargers) PK Matt Prater (Cardinals) DS Eagles PK Austin Seibert (Lions) PK Chris Boswell (Steelers) ===================================== ===================================== TREE SLOBS WOOD'S WUSSES ===================================== ===================================== QB Aaron Rodgers (Packers) QB Jalen Hurts (Eagles) QB Deshaun Watson (Browns) QB Baker Mayfield (Panthers) RB David Montgomery (Bears) RB Joe Mixon (Bengals) RB Javonte Williams (Broncos) RB Austin Ekeler (Chargers) RB Antonio Gibson (Commanders) RB James Conner (Cardinals) WR Ja'Marr Chase (Bengals) RB Rashaad Penny (Seahawks) WR JuJu Smith-Schuster (Chiefs) RB A.J. Dillon (Packers) WR Allen Robinson (Rams) RB Rhamondre Stevenson (Patriots) WR George Pickens (Steelers) RB Tyler Allgeier (Falcons) WR Jarvis Landry (Saints) RB Sony Michel (Chargers) WR Kadarius Toney (Giants) WR DeAndre Hopkins (Cardinals) TE T.J. Hockenson (Lions) WR Isaiah McKenzie (Bills) TE Dawson Knox (Bills) WR Nick Westbrook-Ikhine (Titans) DS 49ers DS Broncos PK Daniel Carlson (Raiders) PK Nick Folk (Patriots)