========================= BAFFLE Rosters - Week 6 ========================= (teams in alphabetical order) ===================================== ===================================== ACME PORKERS ANARCHY ===================================== ===================================== QB Dak Prescott (Cowboys) QB Patrick Mahomes (Chiefs) QB Justin Herbert (Chargers) QB Daniel Jones (Giants) RB Damien Harris (Patriots) RB Alvin Kamara (Saints) RB Miles Sanders (Eagles) RB Dameon Pierce (Texans) RB Tevin Coleman (49ers) RB Kenneth Gainwell (Eagles) WR Adam Thielen (Vikings) RB Khalil Herbert (Bears) WR DeVonta Smith (Eagles) WR Diontae Johnson (Steelers) WR Jakobi Meyers (Patriots) WR Amon-Ra St. Brown (Lions) WR D.J. Chark (Lions) WR Allen Lazard (Packers) WR Tyler Boyd (Bengals) WR Rondale Moore (Cardinals) TE Dalton Schultz (Cowboys) WR Corey Davis (Jets) TE Dallas Goedert (Eagles) DS Packers DS Saints DS Browns PK Harrison Butker (Chiefs) PK Tyler Bass (Bills) PK Cairo Santos (Bears) PK Younghoe Koo (Falcons) WR Van Jefferson (Rams) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== BEER BELLIES BIG DAWGS ===================================== ===================================== QB Kyler Murray (Cardinals) QB Josh Allen (Bills) QB Carson Wentz (Commanders) QB Jared Goff (Lions) RB Travis Etienne (Jaguars) RB Ezekiel Elliott (Cowboys) RB Melvin Gordon (Broncos) RB Leonard Fournette (Buccaneers) RB Zamir White (Raiders) RB Kareem Hunt (Browns) RB Jerick McKinnon (Chiefs) RB Rachaad White (Buccaneers) RB Raheem Mostert (Dolphins) RB Eno Benjamin (Cardinals) WR Deebo Samuel (49ers) WR Mike Williams (Chargers) WR Drake London (Falcons) WR Michael Pittman (Colts) WR Jameson Williams (Lions) WR Tyler Lockett (Seahawks) WR Romeo Doubs (Packers) WR Josh Reynolds (Lions) WR Devin Duvernay (Ravens) TE Darren Waller (Raiders) DS Bills DS Panthers PK Evan McPherson (Bengals) DS Colts PK Jake Elliott (Eagles) PK Brandon McManus (Broncos) WR Sammy Watkins (Packers) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== BLACK HOLES DA PER'S ===================================== ===================================== QB Derek Carr (Raiders) QB Joe Burrow (Bengals) QB Marcus Mariota (Falcons) QB Ryan Tannehill (Titans) RB J.K. Dobbins (Ravens) RB Najee Harris (Steelers) RB Chase Edmonds (Dolphins) RB Michael Carter (Jets) WR Justin Jefferson (Vikings) RB Samaje Perine (Bengals) WR A.J. Brown (Eagles) WR Jerry Jeudy (Broncos) WR Michael Gallup (Cowboys) WR D.J. Moore (Panthers) WR Brandon Aiyuk (49ers) WR Michael Thomas (Saints) WR Robbie Anderson (Panthers) WR Jaylen Waddle (Dolphins) WR Nelson Agholor (Patriots) WR Chris Olave (Saints) TE Mark Andrews (Ravens) TE Zach Ertz (Cardinals) TE David Njoku (Browns) DS Steelers DS Rams DS Raiders DS Giants PK Matt Gay (Rams) PK Nick Folk (Patriots) PK Robbie Gould (49ers) RB Damien Williams (Falcons) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== DRAGAN'S DRAGONS GRIZZLY RIDERS ===================================== ===================================== QB Russell Wilson (Broncos) QB Tom Brady (Buccaneers) QB Kenny Pickett (Steelers) QB Tua Tagovailoa (Dolphins) RB Aaron Jones (Packers) QB Mac Jones (Patriots) RB Breece Hall (Jets) RB D'Andre Swift (Lions) RB Isaiah Spiller (Chargers) RB Clyde Edwards-Helaire (Chiefs) WR Courtland Sutton (Broncos) RB James Cook (Bills) WR Marvin Jones (Jaguars) RB Jeff Wilson (49ers) WR Chase Claypool (Steelers) WR Brandin Cooks (Texans) WR D.K. Metcalf (Seahawks) WR Russell Gage (Buccaneers) WR Elijah Moore (Jets) WR DeVante Parker (Patriots) WR Jahan Dotson (Commanders) WR Alec Pierce (Colts) DS Cowboys WR Curtis Samuel (Commanders) DS Jets TE Travis Kelce (Chiefs) PK Ryan Succop (Buccaneers) DS Dolphins PK Eddy Pineiro (Panthers) PK Greg Joseph (Vikings) RB C. Patterson (Falcons) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== HOOTERS KILLER WHALES ===================================== ===================================== QB Jameis Winston (Saints) QB Kirk Cousins (Vikings) QB Davis Mills (Texans) QB Trevor Lawrence (Jaguars) QB Jacoby Brissett (Browns) RB Dalvin Cook (Vikings) RB Jonathan Taylor (Colts) RB Devin Singletary (Bills) RB J.D. McKissic (Commanders) RB Darrell Henderson (Rams) WR Tyreek Hill (Dolphins) RB Mark Ingram (Saints) WR Gabriel Davis (Bills) WR Hunter Renfrow (Raiders) WR Treylon Burks (Titans) WR Robert Woods (Titans) TE Kyle Pitts (Falcons) WR Amari Cooper (Browns) TE George Kittle (49ers) WR Noah Brown (Cowboys) TE Tyler Higbee (Rams) TE Gerald Everett (Chargers) DS Buccaneers DS Chiefs DS Jaguars DS Titans PK Justin Tucker (Ravens) PK Mason Crosby (Packers) PK Graham Gano (Giants) PK Jason Sanders (Dolphins) ===================================== ===================================== PRIDELESS PERVERTS ROLLERBALLERS ===================================== ===================================== QB Matthew Stafford (Rams) QB Jimmy Garoppolo (49ers) QB Zach Wilson (Jets) QB Malik Willis (Titans) RB Cam Akers (Rams) QB Teddy Bridgewater (Dolphins) RB Nyheim Hines (Colts) RB Nick Chubb (Browns) RB Alexander Mattison (Vikings) RB Kenneth Walker (Seahawks) WR Stefon Diggs (Bills) WR Terry McLaurin (Commanders) WR Marquise Brown (Cardinals) WR Keenan Allen (Chargers) WR Tee Higgins (Bengals) WR Chris Godwin (Buccaneers) WR Marquez Valdes-Scantling (Chiefs) WR Garrett Wilson (Jets) WR Darnell Mooney (Bears) WR Skyy Moore (Chiefs) WR Christian Kirk (Jaguars) WR Christian Watson (Packers) WR Mecole Hardman (Chiefs) WR K.J. Hamler (Broncos) DS Ravens DS Patriots PK Dustin Hopkins (Chargers) PK Wil Lutz (Saints) PK Greg Zuerlein (Jets) PK Cade York (Browns) QB Trey Lance (49ers) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== RUSTY'S RENEGADES TERMINATORS ===================================== ===================================== QB Justin Fields (Bears) QB Lamar Jackson (Ravens) QB Geno Smith (Seahawks) QB Matt Ryan (Colts) RB Derrick Henry (Titans) RB Saquon Barkley (Giants) RB Josh Jacobs (Raiders) RB Christian McCaffrey (Panthers) RB Jamaal Williams (Lions) RB Jaylen Warren (Steelers) RB Dontrell Hilliard (Titans) RB Tony Pollard (Cowboys) RB Caleb Huntley (Falcons) RB James Robinson (Jaguars) WR Cooper Kupp (Rams) RB Brian Robinson (Commanders) WR Mike Evans (Buccaneers) RB Isiah Pacheco (Chiefs) WR Davante Adams (Raiders) WR CeeDee Lamb (Cowboys) WR Wan'Dale Robinson (Giants) WR Rashod Bateman (Ravens) DS Bengals WR Joshua Palmer (Chargers) DS Chargers WR Darius Slayton (Giants) PK Matt Prater (Cardinals) DS Eagles PK Jason Myers (Seahawks) PK Brett Maher (Cowboys) RB Elijah Mitchell (49ers) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== TREE SLOBS WOOD'S WUSSES ===================================== ===================================== QB Aaron Rodgers (Packers) QB Jalen Hurts (Eagles) QB Deshaun Watson (Browns) QB Baker Mayfield (Panthers) RB David Montgomery (Bears) RB Joe Mixon (Bengals) RB Antonio Gibson (Commanders) RB Austin Ekeler (Chargers) RB Mike Boone (Broncos) RB James Conner (Cardinals) RB Joshua Kelley (Chargers) RB Rashaad Penny (Seahawks) WR Ja'Marr Chase (Bengals) RB A.J. Dillon (Packers) WR JuJu Smith-Schuster (Chiefs) RB Rhamondre Stevenson (Patriots) WR Allen Robinson (Rams) RB Tyler Allgeier (Falcons) WR George Pickens (Steelers) WR DeAndre Hopkins (Cardinals) WR Randall Cobb (Packers) WR Isaiah McKenzie (Bills) TE T.J. Hockenson (Lions) WR Zay Jones (Jaguars) DS 49ers TE Taysom Hill (Saints) PK Daniel Carlson (Raiders) DS Broncos PK Chris Boswell (Steelers) PK Riley Patterson (Jaguars) RB Javonte Williams (Broncos) [IR]