========================== BAFFLE Rosters - Week 5 ========================== (teams in alphabetical order) ===================================== ===================================== ACME PORKERS ANARCHY ===================================== ===================================== QB Dak Prescott (Cowboys) QB Patrick Mahomes (Chiefs) QB Justin Herbert (Chargers) QB Baker Mayfield (Buccaneers) RB Miles Sanders (Panthers) RB Khalil Herbert (Bears) RB Elijah Mitchell (49ers) RB Alvin Kamara (Saints) RB Matt Breida (Giants) RB Dameon Pierce (Texans) WR Jerry Jeudy (Broncos) RB Jaylen Warren (Steelers) WR Jayden Reed (Packers) RB Kenneth Gainwell (Eagles) WR Chris Godwin (Buccaneers) WR Brandon Aiyuk (49ers) WR DeVonta Smith (Eagles) WR Jahan Dotson (Commanders) WR Rashid Shaheed (Saints) WR Brandin Cooks (Cowboys) WR D.J. Chark (Panthers) WR Wan'Dale Robinson (Giants) DS Buccaneers (Buccaneers) WR K.J. Osborn (Vikings) DS Steelers (Steelers) DS Jaguars (Jaguars) PK Jason Myers (Seahawks) DS Ravens (Ravens) PK Matt Gay (Colts) PK Brett Maher (Rams) WR Diontae Johnson (Steelers) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== BEER BELLIES BIG DAWGS ===================================== ===================================== QB Anthony Richardson (Colts) QB Josh Allen (Bills) QB Jared Goff (Lions) QB Joshua Dobbs (Cardinals) QB Gardner Minshew (Colts) RB Rachaad White (Buccaneers) RB Jerick McKinnon (Chiefs) RB Cam Akers (Vikings) RB Travis Etienne (Jaguars) RB Zach Charbonnet (Seahawks) WR Isaiah Hodgins (Giants) RB Devin Singletary (Texans) WR Elijah Moore (Browns) WR Adam Thielen (Panthers) WR Jameson Williams (Lions) WR DeAndre Hopkins (Titans) WR Jordan Addison (Vikings) WR Odell Beckham (Ravens) WR Deebo Samuel (49ers) WR Josh Reynolds (Lions) WR Drake London (Falcons) TE Darren Waller (Giants) WR Calvin Austin (Steelers) TE Gerald Everett (Chargers) TE Sam LaPorta (Lions) DS Commanders (Commanders) DS Bills (Bills) DS Lions (Lions) PK Evan McPherson (Bengals) PK Riley Patterson (Lions) WR Mike Williams (Chargers) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== BLACK HOLES DA PER'S ===================================== ===================================== QB Sam Howell (Commanders) QB Joe Burrow (Bengals) QB Derek Carr (Saints) QB Matthew Stafford (Rams) RB Isiah Pacheco (Chiefs) RB Najee Harris (Steelers) RB J.K. Dobbins (Ravens) RB Ezekiel Elliott (Patriots) RB Jerome Ford (Browns) WR D.J. Moore (Bears) RB Antonio Gibson (Commanders) WR Chris Olave (Saints) WR A.J. Brown (Eagles) WR Jaylen Waddle (Dolphins) WR JuJu Smith-Schuster (Patriots) WR Tyler Boyd (Bengals) WR Justin Jefferson (Vikings) WR Curtis Samuel (Commanders) WR Darnell Mooney (Bears) WR Jaxon Smith-Njigba (Seahawks) TE George Kittle (49ers) TE Kyle Pitts (Falcons) TE Mark Andrews (Ravens) DS Saints (Saints) DS Chiefs (Chiefs) DS Texans (Texans) DS Giants (Giants) PK Eddy Pineiro (Panthers) PK Nick Folk (Titans) PK Daniel Carlson (Raiders) ===================================== ===================================== DRAGAN'S DRAGONS GRIZZLY RIDERS ===================================== ===================================== QB Russell Wilson (Broncos) QB Tua Tagovailoa (Dolphins) QB Bryce Young (Panthers) QB Mac Jones (Patriots) QB C.J. Stroud (Texans) RB James Cook (Bills) RB Bijan Robinson (Falcons) RB Brian Robinson (Commanders) RB Breece Hall (Jets) RB Raheem Mostert (Dolphins) RB Aaron Jones (Packers) RB D'Andre Swift (Eagles) WR Michael Pittman (Colts) RB Jeff Wilson (Dolphins) WR D.K. Metcalf (Seahawks) RB Tyler Allgeier (Falcons) WR Allen Lazard (Jets) RB Tony Jones (Saints) WR Zay Jones (Jaguars) WR Marquise Brown (Cardinals) WR Jonathan Mingo (Panthers) TE Travis Kelce (Chiefs) WR Jalin Hyatt (Giants) DS Bengals (Bengals) TE T.J. Hockenson (Vikings) DS Falcons (Falcons) DS Cowboys (Cowboys) PK Matt Prater (Cardinals) PK Tyler Bass (Bills) PK Chad Ryland (Patriots) RB Jamaal Williams (Saints) [IR] TE Jelani Woods (Colts) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== HOOTERS KILLER WHALES ===================================== ===================================== QB Geno Smith (Seahawks) QB Trevor Lawrence (Jaguars) QB Jordan Love (Packers) QB Kirk Cousins (Vikings) QB Kyler Murray (Cardinals) RB Jahmyr Gibbs (Lions) RB Tyjae Spears (Titans) RB Rashaad Penny (Eagles) WR Mike Evans (Buccaneers) RB Dalvin Cook (Jets) WR Kadarius Toney (Chiefs) RB Kyren Williams (Rams) WR Tyreek Hill (Dolphins) WR Amari Cooper (Browns) WR Amon-Ra St. Brown (Lions) WR Terry McLaurin (Commanders) WR George Pickens (Steelers) WR Alec Pierce (Colts) WR Quentin Johnston (Chargers) WR Skyy Moore (Chiefs) TE Jake Ferguson (Cowboys) TE Pat Freiermuth (Steelers) TE Evan Engram (Jaguars) DS Browns (Browns) DS Packers (Packers) DS Vikings (Vikings) DS Seahawks (Seahawks) PK Wil Lutz (Broncos) PK Justin Tucker (Ravens) PK Jason Sanders (Dolphins) ===================================== ===================================== PRIDELESS PERVERTS ROLLERBALLERS ===================================== ===================================== QB Brock Purdy (49ers) QB Justin Fields (Bears) QB Jimmy Garoppolo (Raiders) QB Desmond Ridder (Falcons) RB Alexander Mattison (Vikings) RB Kenneth Walker (Seahawks) RB A.J. Dillon (Packers) RB Devon Achane (Dolphins) RB Gus Edwards (Ravens) WR Keenan Allen (Chargers) RB Roschon Johnson (Bears) WR Garrett Wilson (Jets) RB Zamir White (Raiders) WR Christian Watson (Packers) WR Stefon Diggs (Bills) WR Treylon Burks (Titans) WR Christian Kirk (Jaguars) WR Marvin Mims (Broncos) WR Tee Higgins (Bengals) WR Josh Downs (Colts) WR Courtland Sutton (Broncos) WR Ronnie Bell (49ers) WR Marquez Valdes-Scantling (Chiefs) WR Michael Wilson (Cardinals) DS Eagles (Eagles) DS Broncos (Broncos) PK Cameron Dicker (Chargers) DS Chargers (Chargers) PK Ka'imi Fairbairn (Texans) PK Jake Moody (49ers) RB Nick Chubb (Browns) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== RUSTY'S RENEGADES TERMINATORS ===================================== ===================================== QB Daniel Jones (Giants) QB Lamar Jackson (Ravens) RB Jonathan Taylor (Colts) QB Kenny Pickett (Steelers) RB Josh Jacobs (Raiders) RB Christian McCaffrey (49ers) RB Derrick Henry (Titans) RB Tony Pollard (Cowboys) RB Jaleel McLaughlin (Broncos) RB Saquon Barkley (Giants) WR Davante Adams (Raiders) RB Tank Bigsby (Jaguars) WR Puka Nacua (Rams) RB Deuce Vaughn (Cowboys) WR Jakobi Meyers (Raiders) RB Zack Moss (Colts) WR Michael Thomas (Saints) RB Ronnie Rivers (Rams) WR Rashee Rice (Chiefs) WR CeeDee Lamb (Cowboys) WR Joshua Palmer (Chargers) WR Nico Collins (Texans) DS Dolphins (Dolphins) WR Tutu Atwell (Rams) DS Panthers (Panthers) WR Zay Flowers (Ravens) PK Dustin Hopkins (Browns) DS Jets (Jets) PK Jake Elliott (Eagles) PK Anders Carlson (Packers) WR Cooper Kupp (Rams) [IR] RB Evan Hull (Colts) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== TREE SLOBS WOOD'S WUSSES ===================================== ===================================== QB Deshaun Watson (Browns) QB Jalen Hurts (Eagles) QB Ryan Tannehill (Titans) QB Zach Wilson (Jets) RB Javonte Williams (Broncos) RB Joe Mixon (Bengals) RB Damien Harris (Bills) RB James Conner (Cardinals) RB David Montgomery (Lions) RB Austin Ekeler (Chargers) WR Ja'Marr Chase (Bengals) RB Rhamondre Stevenson (Patriots) WR Gabriel Davis (Bills) RB Rico Dowdle (Cowboys) WR Calvin Ridley (Jaguars) RB Samaje Perine (Broncos) WR Donovan Peoples-Jones (Browns) RB Chuba Hubbard (Panthers) WR Michael Gallup (Cowboys) WR Romeo Doubs (Packers) WR Kendrick Bourne (Patriots) WR Tyler Lockett (Seahawks) TE Luke Musgrave (Packers) WR Tank Dell (Texans) TE Taysom Hill (Saints) DS Patriots (Patriots) DS 49ers (49ers) DS Colts (Colts) PK Harrison Butker (Chiefs) PK Brandon Aubrey (Cowboys) QB Aaron Rodgers (Jets) [IR]