========================== BAFFLE Rosters - Week 14 ========================== (teams in alphabetical order) ===================================== ===================================== ACME PORKERS ANARCHY ===================================== ===================================== QB Dak Prescott (Cowboys) QB Patrick Mahomes (Chiefs) QB Justin Herbert (Chargers) QB Baker Mayfield (Buccaneers) RB Miles Sanders (Panthers) RB Alvin Kamara (Saints) RB Devin Singletary (Texans) RB Dameon Pierce (Texans) RB Royce Freeman (Rams) RB Kenneth Gainwell (Eagles) WR Jerry Jeudy (Broncos) RB Khalil Herbert (Bears) WR Jayden Reed (Packers) WR Brandon Aiyuk (49ers) WR Chris Godwin (Buccaneers) WR Diontae Johnson (Steelers) WR DeVonta Smith (Eagles) WR Jahan Dotson (Commanders) WR Rashid Shaheed (Saints) WR Trey Palmer (Buccaneers) WR D.J. Chark (Panthers) WR Michael Wilson (Cardinals) DS Buccaneers (Buccaneers) WR Demario Douglas (Patriots) DS Steelers (Steelers) DS Jaguars (Jaguars) PK Jason Myers (Seahawks) DS Ravens (Ravens) PK Matt Gay (Colts) PK Lucas Havrisik (Rams) ===================================== ===================================== BEER BELLIES BIG DAWGS ===================================== ===================================== QB Jared Goff (Lions) QB Josh Allen (Bills) QB Teddy Bridgewater (Lions) QB Joshua Dobbs (Vikings) RB Travis Etienne (Jaguars) RB Rachaad White (Buccaneers) WR Jameson Williams (Lions) RB Zach Charbonnet (Seahawks) WR Jordan Addison (Vikings) RB Kareem Hunt (Browns) WR Deebo Samuel (49ers) RB Samaje Perine (Broncos) WR Drake London (Falcons) WR Adam Thielen (Panthers) TE Sam LaPorta (Lions) WR Odell Beckham (Ravens) TE David Njoku (Browns) WR Josh Reynolds (Lions) TE Donald Parham (Chargers) WR Quentin Johnston (Chargers) TE Cole Kmet (Bears) WR Elijah Moore (Browns) DS Bills (Bills) TE Dalton Schultz (Texans) DS Rams (Rams) DS Commanders (Commanders) PK Brandon McManus (Jaguars) DS Lions (Lions) PK Evan McPherson (Bengals) PK Riley Patterson (Lions) QB Anthony Richardson (Colts) [IR] RB Cam Akers (Vikings) [IR] WR Mike Williams (Chargers) [IR] TE Darren Waller (Giants) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== BLACK HOLES DA PER'S ===================================== ===================================== QB Sam Howell (Commanders) QB Joe Burrow (Bengals) QB Derek Carr (Saints) QB Matthew Stafford (Rams) RB Isiah Pacheco (Chiefs) RB Najee Harris (Steelers) RB Jerome Ford (Browns) RB Ezekiel Elliott (Patriots) RB Antonio Gibson (Commanders) WR D.J. Moore (Bears) WR A.J. Brown (Eagles) WR Chris Olave (Saints) WR Justin Jefferson (Vikings) WR Jaylen Waddle (Dolphins) WR Darnell Mooney (Bears) WR Tyler Boyd (Bengals) WR Michael Thomas (Saints) WR Curtis Samuel (Commanders) TE George Kittle (49ers) WR Jaxon Smith-Njigba (Seahawks) TE Mark Andrews (Ravens) TE Kyle Pitts (Falcons) TE Cade Otton (Buccaneers) DS Saints (Saints) DS Chiefs (Chiefs) DS Texans (Texans) DS Titans (Titans) PK Eddy Pineiro (Panthers) PK Nick Folk (Titans) PK Daniel Carlson (Raiders) RB J.K. Dobbins (Ravens) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== DRAGAN'S DRAGONS GRIZZLY RIDERS ===================================== ===================================== QB Russell Wilson (Broncos) QB Tua Tagovailoa (Dolphins) QB Bryce Young (Panthers) QB Mike White (Dolphins) QB C.J. Stroud (Texans) RB James Cook (Bills) RB Bijan Robinson (Falcons) RB Brian Robinson (Commanders) RB Breece Hall (Jets) RB Raheem Mostert (Dolphins) RB Aaron Jones (Packers) RB D'Andre Swift (Eagles) WR Michael Pittman (Colts) RB Tyler Allgeier (Falcons) WR D.K. Metcalf (Seahawks) RB Jeff Wilson (Dolphins) WR Allen Lazard (Jets) RB Jamaal Williams (Saints) WR Zay Jones (Jaguars) WR Marquise Brown (Cardinals) WR DeAndre Hopkins (Titans) WR Brandin Cooks (Cowboys) TE T.J. Hockenson (Vikings) TE Travis Kelce (Chiefs) DS Cowboys (Cowboys) DS Bengals (Bengals) PK Tyler Bass (Bills) PK Blake Grupe (Saints) PK Cairo Santos (Bears) PK Chris Boswell (Steelers) TE Jelani Woods (Colts) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== HOOTERS KILLER WHALES ===================================== ===================================== QB Geno Smith (Seahawks) QB Trevor Lawrence (Jaguars) QB Jordan Love (Packers) QB Kirk Cousins (Vikings) QB Kyler Murray (Cardinals) RB Jahmyr Gibbs (Lions) RB Tyjae Spears (Titans) RB Dalvin Cook (Jets) WR Mike Evans (Buccaneers) RB Kyren Williams (Rams) WR Kadarius Toney (Chiefs) RB Salvon Ahmed (Dolphins) WR Tyreek Hill (Dolphins) RB Jaylen Warren (Steelers) WR Amon-Ra St. Brown (Lions) WR Amari Cooper (Browns) WR George Pickens (Steelers) WR Terry McLaurin (Commanders) TE Jake Ferguson (Cowboys) WR Skyy Moore (Chiefs) TE Evan Engram (Jaguars) TE Dallas Goedert (Eagles) TE Pat Freiermuth (Steelers) DS Browns (Browns) DS Falcons (Falcons) DS Vikings (Vikings) DS Colts (Colts) PK Wil Lutz (Broncos) PK Justin Tucker (Ravens) PK Jason Sanders (Dolphins) ===================================== ===================================== PRIDELESS PERVERTS ROLLERBALLERS ===================================== ===================================== QB Brock Purdy (49ers) QB Justin Fields (Bears) QB Taylor Heinecke (Falcons) QB Desmond Ridder (Falcons) RB Alexander Mattison (Vikings) RB Kenneth Walker (Seahawks) RB A.J. Dillon (Packers) RB Devon Achane (Dolphins) RB Gus Edwards (Ravens) WR Noah Brown (Texans) RB Roschon Johnson (Bears) WR Keenan Allen (Chargers) RB Ty Chandler (Vikings) WR Garrett Wilson (Jets) WR Stefon Diggs (Bills) WR Christian Watson (Packers) WR Christian Kirk (Jaguars) WR Treylon Burks (Titans) WR Tee Higgins (Bengals) WR Marvin Mims (Broncos) WR Courtland Sutton (Broncos) WR Rondale Moore (Cardinals) WR Marquez Valdes-Scantling (Chiefs) WR Josh Downs (Colts) WR Dontayvion Wicks (Packers) DS Broncos (Broncos) DS Eagles (Eagles) DS Chargers (Chargers) PK Cameron Dicker (Chargers) PK Jake Moody (49ers) WR Mecole Hardman (Chiefs) [IR] RB Nick Chubb (Browns) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== RUSTY'S RENEGADES TERMINATORS ===================================== ===================================== QB Will Levis (Titans) QB Lamar Jackson (Ravens) QB Aidan O'Connell (Raiders) QB Kenny Pickett (Steelers) RB Jonathan Taylor (Colts) RB Christian McCaffrey (49ers) RB Josh Jacobs (Raiders) RB Tony Pollard (Cowboys) RB Derrick Henry (Titans) RB Saquon Barkley (Giants) RB Jaleel McLaughlin (Broncos) RB Rico Dowdle (Cowboys) WR Davante Adams (Raiders) RB Zack Moss (Colts) WR Puka Nacua (Rams) RB Keaton Mitchell (Ravens) WR Jakobi Meyers (Raiders) RB D'Ernest Johnson (Jaguars) WR Cooper Kupp (Rams) WR CeeDee Lamb (Cowboys) WR Rashee Rice (Chiefs) WR Nico Collins (Texans) DS Dolphins (Dolphins) WR Zay Flowers (Ravens) DS Bears (Bears) TE Trey McBride (Cardinals) PK Dustin Hopkins (Browns) DS Jets (Jets) PK Jake Elliott (Eagles) PK Anders Carlson (Packers) QB Daniel Jones (Giants) [IR] WR Joshua Palmer (Chargers) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== TREE SLOBS WOOD'S WUSSES ===================================== ===================================== QB Gardner Minshew (Colts) QB Jalen Hurts (Eagles) QB Jameis Winston (Saints) QB Tommy DeVito (Giants) QB Jake Browning (Bengals) RB Joe Mixon (Bengals) RB Javonte Williams (Broncos) RB Austin Ekeler (Chargers) RB David Montgomery (Lions) RB Rhamondre Stevenson (Patriots) RB Elijah Mitchell (49ers) RB Chuba Hubbard (Panthers) RB Jordan Mason (49ers) RB James Conner (Cardinals) RB Latavius Murray (Bills) RB D'Onta Foreman (Bears) WR Ja'Marr Chase (Bengals) RB Chase Brown (Bengals) WR Gabriel Davis (Bills) WR Romeo Doubs (Packers) WR Calvin Ridley (Jaguars) WR Tyler Lockett (Seahawks) TE Taysom Hill (Saints) WR Tank Dell (Texans) TE Dalton Kincaid (Bills) TE Isaiah Likely (Ravens) DS 49ers (49ers) DS Packers (Packers) PK Harrison Butker (Chiefs) PK Brandon Aubrey (Cowboys) QB Deshaun Watson (Browns) [IR] QB Aaron Rodgers (Jets) [IR] RB Damien Harris (Bills) [IR] WR Kendrick Bourne (Patriots) [IR]