======================== BAFFLE Scores - Week 1 ======================== TREE SLOBS 64.29, Big Dawgs 24.22 WOOD'S WUSSES 53.83, Black Holes 50.24 Dragan's Dragons 93.88, ACME PORKERS 44.97 Grizzly Riders 58.58, KILLER WHALES 40.91 Hooters 68.32, BEER BELLIES 41.25 Rollerballers 43.59, ANARCHY 41.55 Rusty's Renegades 48.68, DA PER'S 33.57 Terminators 72.52, PRIDELESS PERVERTS 63.45 ======================================== ======================================== BIG DAWGS TREE SLOBS ======================================== ======================================== QB Josh Allen (Bills) 4.52 QB Deshaun Watson (Browns) 15.83 RB Rachaad White (Buccaneers) 2.35 RB Javonte Williams (Broncos) 2.80 RB Cam Akers (Rams) 7.45 RB David Montgomery (Lions) 9.70 WR Mike Williams (Chargers) 1.80 WR Ja'Marr Chase (Bengals) 1.66 WR Odell Beckham (Ravens) 1.48 WR Gabriel Davis (Bills) 1.28 TE Darren Waller (Giants) 1.44 WR Calvin Ridley (Jaguars) 13.04 DS Commanders (Commanders) 8.18 DS 49ers (49ers) 9.98 PK Graham Gano (Giants) -3.00 PK Harrison Butker (Chiefs) 8.00 Home Field Advantage 2.00 ---------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- Score: 24.22 Score: 64.29 ======================================== ======================================== BLACK HOLES WOOD'S WUSSES ======================================== ======================================== QB Derek Carr (Saints) 11.80 QB Jalen Hurts (Eagles) 7.75 RB Isiah Pacheco (Chiefs) 2.39 RB Joe Mixon (Bengals) 3.48 RB J.K. Dobbins (Ravens) 7.70 RB James Conner (Cardinals) 3.42 RB Antonio Gibson (Commanders) -0.02 RB Austin Ekeler (Chargers) 16.73 WR Justin Jefferson (Vikings) 9.00 RB Rhamondre Stevenson (Patriots) 3.81 WR A.J. Brown (Eagles) 3.16 WR Tyler Lockett (Seahawks) 0.40 DS Giants (Giants) 0.21 DS Patriots (Patriots) 7.24 PK Nick Folk (Titans) 16.00 PK Brandon Aubrey (Cowboys) 9.00 Home Field Advantage 2.00 ---------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- Score: 50.24 Score: 53.83 ======================================== ======================================== DRAGAN'S DRAGONS ACME PORKERS ======================================== ======================================== QB Russell Wilson (Broncos) 11.59 QB Justin Herbert (Chargers) 15.43 RB Bijan Robinson (Falcons) 9.88 RB Miles Sanders (Panthers) 3.14 RB Aaron Jones (Packers) 17.49 RB Elijah Mitchell (49ers) 0.50 WR Michael Pittman (Colts) 9.88 WR Jayden Reed (Packers) 3.44 WR D.K. Metcalf (Seahawks) 7.88 WR Chris Godwin (Buccaneers) 2.04 TE T.J. Hockenson (Vikings) 1.40 WR DeVonta Smith (Eagles) 7.88 DS Cowboys (Cowboys) 24.76 DS Steelers (Steelers) 5.54 PK Tyler Bass (Bills) 11.00 PK Jason Myers (Seahawks) 5.00 Home Field Advantage 2.00 ---------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- Score: 93.88 Score: 44.97 ======================================== ======================================== GRIZZLY RIDERS KILLER WHALES ======================================== ======================================== QB Tua Tagovailoa (Dolphins) 22.57 QB Kirk Cousins (Vikings) 13.73 RB James Cook (Bills) 2.98 RB Jahmyr Gibbs (Lions) 2.82 RB Brian Robinson (Commanders) 9.23 RB Rashaad Penny (Eagles) 0.00 RB Raheem Mostert (Dolphins) 8.37 RB Dalvin Cook (Jets) 2.69 RB D'Andre Swift (Eagles) 0.15 WR Amari Cooper (Browns) 1.48 RB Jamaal Williams (Saints) 2.53 WR Terry McLaurin (Commanders) 1.24 DS Bears (Bears) 2.75 DS Browns (Browns) 5.95 PK Greg Zuerlein (Jets) 10.00 PK Jason Sanders (Dolphins) 11.00 Home Field Advantage 2.00 ---------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- Score: 58.58 Score: 40.91 ======================================== ======================================== HOOTERS BEER BELLIES ======================================== ======================================== QB Geno Smith (Seahawks) 6.54 QB Jared Goff (Lions) 9.01 WR Mike Evans (Buccaneers) 8.64 RB Jerick McKinnon (Chiefs) 0.40 WR Kadarius Toney (Chiefs) -0.01 RB Travis Etienne (Jaguars) 10.93 WR Tyreek Hill (Dolphins) 24.60 WR Jordan Addison (Vikings) 8.44 WR Amon-Ra St. Brown (Lions) 8.84 WR Deebo Samuel (49ers) 2.60 WR George Pickens (Steelers) 1.44 WR Drake London (Falcons) 0.00 DS Packers (Packers) 13.27 DS Bills (Bills) 4.87 PK Justin Tucker (Ravens) 5.00 PK Evan McPherson (Bengals) 3.00 Home Field Advantage 2.00 ---------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- Score: 68.32 Score: 41.25 ======================================== ======================================== ROLLERBALLERS ANARCHY ======================================== ======================================== QB Justin Fields (Bears) 8.27 QB Patrick Mahomes (Chiefs) 13.27 RB Nick Chubb (Browns) 9.14 RB Khalil Herbert (Bears) 4.83 RB Kenneth Walker (Seahawks) 3.32 RB Dameon Pierce (Texans) 2.26 WR Keenan Allen (Chargers) 3.34 WR Diontae Johnson (Steelers) 1.92 WR Garrett Wilson (Jets) 7.36 WR Jahan Dotson (Commanders) 1.60 WR Marvin Mims (Broncos) 2.01 WR Brandin Cooks (Cowboys) 0.88 DS Broncos (Broncos) 4.15 DS Ravens (Ravens) 7.79 PK Younghoe Koo (Falcons) 6.00 PK Brandon McManus (Jaguars) 7.00 Home Field Advantage 2.00 ---------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- Score: 43.59 Score: 41.55 ======================================== ======================================== RUSTY'S RENEGADES DA PER'S ======================================== ======================================== QB Daniel Jones (Giants) 1.23 QB Joe Burrow (Bengals) 1.59 RB Josh Jacobs (Raiders) 3.32 RB Najee Harris (Steelers) 1.63 RB Derrick Henry (Titans) 5.39 WR D.J. Moore (Bears) 1.00 WR Davante Adams (Raiders) 2.64 WR Chris Olave (Saints) 7.48 WR Jakobi Meyers (Raiders) 15.24 WR Jaylen Waddle (Dolphins) 3.12 WR Michael Thomas (Saints) 2.44 WR Jaxon Smith-Njigba (Seahawks) 0.52 DS Panthers (Panthers) 4.42 DS Saints (Saints) 11.23 PK Jake Elliott (Eagles) 14.00 PK Daniel Carlson (Raiders) 5.00 Home Field Advantage 2.00 ---------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- Score: 48.68 Score: 33.57 ======================================== ======================================== TERMINATORS PRIDELESS PERVERTS ======================================== ======================================== QB Lamar Jackson (Ravens) 2.28 QB Brock Purdy (49ers) 11.90 RB Christian McCaffrey (49ers) 17.28 RB Alexander Mattison (Vikings) 8.10 RB Tony Pollard (Cowboys) 15.98 WR Stefon Diggs (Bills) 13.08 RB Saquon Barkley (Giants) 3.03 WR Christian Kirk (Jaguars) 0.36 WR CeeDee Lamb (Cowboys) 3.08 WR Tee Higgins (Bengals) 0.00 WR Tutu Atwell (Rams) 7.76 WR Courtland Sutton (Broncos) 7.28 DS Jets (Jets) 17.11 DS Eagles (Eagles) 9.73 PK Cairo Santos (Bears) 6.00 PK Cameron Dicker (Chargers) 11.00 Home Field Advantage 2.00 ---------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- Score: 72.52 Score: 63.45