======================== BAFFLE Scores - Week 3 ======================== Beer Bellies 65.96, ANARCHY 39.91 KILLER WHALES 66.97, Black Holes 58.10 TERMINATORS 58.47, Da Per's 40.83 BIG DAWGS 54.22, Dragan's Dragons 41.03 Rollerballers 73.92, HOOTERS 59.99 ACME PORKERS 74.90, Rusty's Renegades 50.22 GRIZZLY RIDERS 102.07, Tree Slobs 53.76 Wood's Wusses 74.99, PRIDELESS PERVERTS 61.41 ======================================== ======================================== BEER BELLIES ANARCHY ======================================== ======================================== QB Jared Goff (Lions) 13.51 QB Patrick Mahomes (Chiefs) 18.84 RB Travis Etienne (Jaguars) 6.40 RB Dameon Pierce (Texans) 8.67 WR Elijah Moore (Browns) 0.41 RB Jaylen Warren (Steelers) 2.37 WR Jordan Addison (Vikings) 2.08 RB Kenneth Gainwell (Eagles) 2.35 WR Deebo Samuel (49ers) 14.26 WR Jahan Dotson (Commanders) 0.84 WR Drake London (Falcons) 1.24 WR Brandin Cooks (Cowboys) 0.68 DS Bills (Bills) 22.06 DS Jaguars (Jaguars) 0.16 PK Greg Joseph (Vikings) 6.00 PK Brandon McManus (Jaguars) 4.00 Home Field Advantage 2.00 ---------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- Score: 65.96 Score: 39.91 ======================================== ======================================== BLACK HOLES KILLER WHALES ======================================== ======================================== QB Sam Howell (Commanders) -1.70 QB Kirk Cousins (Vikings) 21.34 RB Isiah Pacheco (Chiefs) 9.74 RB Jahmyr Gibbs (Lions) 4.08 RB Jerome Ford (Browns) 14.22 RB Dalvin Cook (Jets) 1.34 WR Justin Jefferson (Vikings) 14.96 RB Kyren Williams (Rams) 3.07 TE Mark Andrews (Ravens) 1.40 WR Amari Cooper (Browns) 13.64 WR A.J. Brown (Eagles) 8.24 WR Terry McLaurin (Commanders) 1.64 DS Giants (Giants) 8.24 DS Browns (Browns) 9.86 PK Nick Folk (Titans) 3.00 PK Jason Sanders (Dolphins) 10.00 Home Field Advantage 2.00 ---------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- Score: 58.10 Score: 66.97 ======================================== ======================================== DA PER'S TERMINATORS ======================================== ======================================== QB Matthew Stafford (Rams) 6.73 QB Lamar Jackson (Ravens) 22.59 RB Najee Harris (Steelers) 3.25 RB Christian McCaffrey (49ers) 11.61 WR D.J. Moore (Bears) 7.64 RB Tony Pollard (Cowboys) 9.06 WR Chris Olave (Saints) 7.16 RB Joshua Kelley (Chargers) 0.80 WR Curtis Samuel (Commanders) 2.16 WR CeeDee Lamb (Cowboys) 2.57 WR Jaxon Smith-Njigba (Seahawks) 0.40 WR Zay Flowers (Ravens) 2.02 DS Saints (Saints) 9.49 DS Jets (Jets) 3.82 PK Daniel Carlson (Raiders) 4.00 PK Anders Carlson (Packers) 4.00 Home Field Advantage 2.00 ---------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- Score: 40.83 Score: 58.47 ======================================== ======================================== DRAGAN'S DRAGONS BIG DAWGS ======================================== ======================================== QB Russell Wilson (Broncos) 11.62 QB Josh Allen (Bills) 15.16 RB Bijan Robinson (Falcons) 2.73 RB Rachaad White (Buccaneers) 1.36 RB Aaron Jones (Packers) 0.00 WR DeAndre Hopkins (Titans) 1.92 WR Michael Pittman (Colts) 3.08 WR Mike Williams (Chargers) 13.84 WR D.K. Metcalf (Seahawks) 7.48 TE Darren Waller (Giants) 0.80 TE T.J. Hockenson (Vikings) 1.62 WR Josh Reynolds (Lions) 0.00 DS Cowboys (Cowboys) 0.50 DS Lions (Lions) 11.14 PK Tyler Bass (Bills) 14.00 PK Riley Patterson (Lions) 8.00 Home Field Advantage 2.00 ---------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- Score: 41.03 Score: 54.22 ======================================== ======================================== ROLLERBALLERS HOOTERS ======================================== ======================================== QB Justin Fields (Bears) 6.83 QB Geno Smith (Seahawks) 10.22 RB Kenneth Walker (Seahawks) 19.21 WR Mike Evans (Buccaneers) 8.40 WR Keenan Allen (Chargers) 17.58 WR Tyreek Hill (Dolphins) 15.28 WR Garrett Wilson (Jets) 1.92 WR Amon-Ra St. Brown (Lions) 7.28 WR Marvin Mims (Broncos) 10.70 WR George Pickens (Steelers) 3.00 TE Hunter Henry (Patriots) 0.68 TE Evan Engram (Jaguars) 2.68 DS Broncos (Broncos) 5.00 DS Seahawks (Seahawks) 5.13 PK Jake Moody (49ers) 12.00 PK Justin Tucker (Ravens) 6.00 Home Field Advantage 2.00 ---------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- Score: 73.92 Score: 59.99 ======================================== ======================================== RUSTY'S RENEGADES ACME PORKERS ======================================== ======================================== QB Daniel Jones (Giants) 1.49 QB Justin Herbert (Chargers) 24.65 RB Josh Jacobs (Raiders) 3.82 RB Miles Sanders (Panthers) 8.72 RB Derrick Henry (Titans) 1.00 WR Jerry Jeudy (Broncos) 3.24 WR Davante Adams (Raiders) 21.88 WR Chris Godwin (Buccaneers) 3.28 WR Michael Thomas (Saints) 2.00 WR DeVonta Smith (Eagles) 1.12 WR Puka Nacua (Rams) 2.88 WR Rashid Shaheed (Saints) 7.24 DS Dolphins (Dolphins) 6.15 DS Steelers (Steelers) 7.65 PK Jake Elliott (Eagles) 11.00 PK Jason Myers (Seahawks) 17.00 Home Field Advantage 2.00 ---------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- Score: 50.22 Score: 74.90 ======================================== ======================================== TREE SLOBS GRIZZLY RIDERS ======================================== ======================================== QB Deshaun Watson (Browns) 14.58 QB Tua Tagovailoa (Dolphins) 25.18 RB Javonte Williams (Broncos) 3.02 RB James Cook (Bills) 5.46 WR Ja'Marr Chase (Bengals) 8.64 RB Brian Robinson (Commanders) 3.50 WR Gabriel Davis (Bills) 7.30 RB Raheem Mostert (Dolphins) 30.50 WR Calvin Ridley (Jaguars) 1.60 RB D'Andre Swift (Eagles) 9.82 TE Taysom Hill (Saints) 0.96 TE Travis Kelce (Chiefs) 8.76 DS 49ers (49ers) 6.66 DS Bengals (Bengals) 9.85 PK Harrison Butker (Chiefs) 11.00 PK Chad Ryland (Patriots) 7.00 Home Field Advantage 2.00 ---------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- Score: 53.76 Score: 102.07 ======================================== ======================================== WOOD'S WUSSES PRIDELESS PERVERTS ======================================== ======================================== QB Jalen Hurts (Eagles) 13.94 QB Brock Purdy (49ers) 17.15 RB Joe Mixon (Bengals) 9.45 RB Alexander Mattison (Vikings) 5.93 RB James Conner (Cardinals) 11.62 RB Gus Edwards (Ravens) 2.55 RB Rhamondre Stevenson (Patriots) 3.07 WR Stefon Diggs (Bills) 7.44 WR Tyler Lockett (Seahawks) 3.36 WR Christian Kirk (Jaguars) 8.16 WR Tank Dell (Texans) 14.80 WR Tee Higgins (Bengals) 0.84 DS Patriots (Patriots) 8.75 DS Eagles (Eagles) 13.34 PK Brandon Aubrey (Cowboys) 10.00 PK Cameron Dicker (Chargers) 4.00 Home Field Advantage 2.00 ---------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- Score: 74.99 Score: 61.41