======================== BAFFLE Scores - Week 12 ======================== Acme Porkers 78.74, PRIDELESS PERVERTS 34.99 ANARCHY 50.04, Big Dawgs 46.72 DA PER'S 65.53, Black Holes 52.03 Hooters 67.22, GRIZZLY RIDERS 46.41 Killer Whales 65.46, BEER BELLIES 61.94 Terminators 79.45, DRAGAN'S DRAGONS 74.64 RUSTY'S RENEGADES 81.93, Tree Slobs 68.89 Wood's Wusses 69.49, ROLLERBALLERS 42.49 ======================================== ======================================== ACME PORKERS PRIDELESS PERVERTS ======================================== ======================================== QB Dak Prescott (Cowboys) 28.12 QB Brock Purdy (49ers) 6.73 WR Jayden Reed (Packers) 8.16 RB Alexander Mattison (Vikings) 3.04 WR DeVonta Smith (Eagles) 13.24 RB A.J. Dillon (Packers) 3.67 WR Rashid Shaheed (Saints) 0.54 RB Gus Edwards (Ravens) 1.74 RB Devin Singletary (Texans) 3.06 WR Stefon Diggs (Bills) 8.96 RB Royce Freeman (Rams) 9.85 WR Christian Kirk (Jaguars) 3.56 DS Steelers (Steelers) 6.77 DS Eagles (Eagles) 1.29 PK Matt Gay (Colts) 9.00 PK Cameron Dicker (Chargers) 4.00 Home Field Advantage 2.00 ---------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- Score: 78.74 Score: 34.99 ======================================== ======================================== BIG DAWGS ANARCHY ======================================== ======================================== QB Josh Allen (Bills) 32.33 QB Patrick Mahomes (Chiefs) 14.41 RB Rachaad White (Buccaneers) 8.40 RB Khalil Herbert (Bears) 1.76 RB Zach Charbonnet (Seahawks) 2.79 RB Alvin Kamara (Saints) 5.45 WR Adam Thielen (Panthers) 0.08 WR Diontae Johnson (Steelers) 2.00 RB Kareem Hunt (Browns) 1.10 WR Brandon Aiyuk (49ers) 8.00 TE Dalton Schultz (Texans) 0.08 WR Jahan Dotson (Commanders) 2.08 DS Lions (Lions) 2.94 DS Ravens (Ravens) 10.34 PK Riley Patterson (Lions) -1.00 PK Greg Joseph (Vikings) 4.00 Home Field Advantage 2.00 ---------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- Score: 46.72 Score: 50.04 ======================================== ======================================== BLACK HOLES DA PER'S ======================================== ======================================== QB Sam Howell (Commanders) 14.15 QB Matthew Stafford (Rams) 19.18 RB Isiah Pacheco (Chiefs) 16.11 RB Najee Harris (Steelers) 10.95 RB Jerome Ford (Browns) 3.81 RB Ezekiel Elliott (Patriots) 2.54 TE George Kittle (49ers) 0.76 WR D.J. Moore (Bears) 7.56 WR A.J. Brown (Eagles) 7.48 WR Chris Olave (Saints) 7.56 TE Cade Otton (Buccaneers) 1.80 WR Jaylen Waddle (Dolphins) 7.56 DS Chiefs (Chiefs) 1.92 DS Saints (Saints) 3.18 PK Nick Folk (Titans) 6.00 PK Eddy Pineiro (Panthers) 5.00 Home Field Advantage 2.00 ---------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- Score: 52.03 Score: 65.53 ======================================== ======================================== HOOTERS GRIZZLY RIDERS ======================================== ======================================== QB Kyler Murray (Cardinals) 15.22 QB Tua Tagovailoa (Dolphins) 4.41 WR Mike Evans (Buccaneers) 14.80 RB James Cook (Bills) 4.43 WR Tyreek Hill (Dolphins) 13.18 RB Brian Robinson (Commanders) 3.09 WR Amon-Ra St. Brown (Lions) 3.80 RB Raheem Mostert (Dolphins) 16.70 WR George Pickens (Steelers) 2.53 RB D'Andre Swift (Eagles) 4.16 TE Jake Ferguson (Cowboys) 1.40 TE Travis Kelce (Chiefs) 3.64 DS Patriots (Patriots) 9.29 DS Bengals (Bengals) 4.98 PK Justin Tucker (Ravens) 7.00 PK Matt Ammendola (Texans) 3.00 Home Field Advantage 2.00 ---------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- Score: 67.22 Score: 46.41 ======================================== ======================================== KILLER WHALES BEER BELLIES ======================================== ======================================== QB Trevor Lawrence (Jaguars) 20.78 QB Jared Goff (Lions) 15.59 RB Jahmyr Gibbs (Lions) 3.46 RB Travis Etienne (Jaguars) 4.00 RB Kyren Williams (Rams) 24.59 WR Jordan Addison (Vikings) 1.56 WR Amari Cooper (Browns) 0.64 WR Deebo Samuel (49ers) 9.91 WR Terry McLaurin (Commanders) 2.00 WR Drake London (Falcons) 3.64 RB Jaylen Warren (Steelers) 1.47 TE Sam LaPorta (Lions) 9.88 DS Browns (Browns) 3.52 DS Bills (Bills) 4.36 PK Wil Lutz (Broncos) 9.00 PK Brandon McManus (Jaguars) 11.00 Home Field Advantage 2.00 ---------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- Score: 65.46 Score: 61.94 ======================================== ======================================== TERMINATORS DRAGAN'S DRAGONS ======================================== ======================================== QB Lamar Jackson (Ravens) 9.49 QB C.J. Stroud (Texans) 25.43 RB Christian McCaffrey (49ers) 21.70 RB Bijan Robinson (Falcons) 17.83 RB Tony Pollard (Cowboys) 10.91 RB Breece Hall (Jets) 2.21 RB Saquon Barkley (Giants) 2.54 WR Michael Pittman (Colts) 7.28 WR CeeDee Lamb (Cowboys) 10.12 WR D.K. Metcalf (Seahawks) 1.28 WR Zay Flowers (Ravens) 14.85 WR DeAndre Hopkins (Titans) 1.96 DS Jets (Jets) 9.84 DS Cowboys (Cowboys) 9.65 PK Matt Prater (Cardinals) 0.00 PK Tyler Bass (Bills) 7.00 Home Field Advantage 2.00 ---------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- Score: 79.45 Score: 74.64 ======================================== ======================================== TREE SLOBS RUSTY'S RENEGADES ======================================== ======================================== QB Jake Browning (Bengals) 7.49 QB Will Levis (Titans) 3.55 RB Javonte Williams (Broncos) 3.49 RB Jonathan Taylor (Colts) 16.55 RB David Montgomery (Lions) 11.55 RB Josh Jacobs (Raiders) 15.10 WR Ja'Marr Chase (Bengals) 3.24 RB Derrick Henry (Titans) 15.80 WR Gabriel Davis (Bills) 13.20 WR Davante Adams (Raiders) 2.92 WR Calvin Ridley (Jaguars) 11.56 WR Cooper Kupp (Rams) 0.72 DS 49ers (49ers) 11.36 DS Dolphins (Dolphins) 17.29 PK Harrison Butker (Chiefs) 7.00 PK Jake Elliott (Eagles) 8.00 Home Field Advantage 2.00 ---------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- Score: 68.89 Score: 81.93 ======================================== ======================================== WOOD'S WUSSES ROLLERBALLERS ======================================== ======================================== QB Jalen Hurts (Eagles) 28.25 QB Justin Fields (Bears) 4.29 RB Joe Mixon (Bengals) 2.56 WR Keenan Allen (Chargers) 5.74 RB James Conner (Cardinals) 1.55 WR Garrett Wilson (Jets) 7.76 RB Austin Ekeler (Chargers) 1.38 WR Christian Watson (Packers) 9.76 RB Rhamondre Stevenson (Patriots) 11.26 WR Josh Downs (Colts) 1.72 WR Tank Dell (Texans) 8.60 WR Rondale Moore (Cardinals) 1.40 DS Colts (Colts) 8.89 DS Chargers (Chargers) 2.82 PK Brandon Aubrey (Cowboys) 7.00 PK Jake Moody (49ers) 7.00 Home Field Advantage 2.00 ---------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- Score: 69.49 Score: 42.49