========================== BAFFLE Rosters - Week 5 ========================== (teams in alphabetical order) Update: 2 October 2024 ===================================== ===================================== ACME PORKERS ANARCHY ===================================== ===================================== QB Dak Prescott (Cowboys) QB Patrick Mahomes (Chiefs) QB Justin Herbert (Chargers) QB Andy Dalton (Panthers) RB Devin Singletary (Giants) RB J.K. Dobbins (Chargers) RB Austin Ekeler (Commanders) RB Jonathan Brooks (Panthers) RB Antonio Gibson (Patriots) WR Khalil Shakir (Bills) WR Chris Godwin (Buccaneers) WR Marvin Harrison Jr (Cardinals) WR DeVonta Smith (Eagles) WR Jayden Reed (Packers) WR Demario Douglas (Patriots) WR Brandon Aiyuk (49ers) WR Jakobi Meyers (Raiders) WR Diontae Johnson (Panthers) WR Allen Lazard (Jets) WR Jordan Whittington (Rams) TE Evan Engram (Jaguars) WR Romeo Doubs (Packers) DS Dolphins (Dolphins) DS Ravens (Ravens) DS Jaguars (Jaguars) DS Packers (Packers) PK Cairo Santos (Bears) PK Brayden Narveson (Packers) PK Jake Elliott (Eagles) PK Tyler Bass (Bills) WR Marquise Brown (Chiefs) [IR] RB Audric Estime (Broncos) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== BEER BELLIES BIG DAWGS ===================================== ===================================== QB Anthony Richardson (Colts) QB Josh Allen (Bills) QB Aaron Rodgers (Jets) QB Derek Carr (Saints) QB Joe Flacco (Colts) RB Rachaad White (Buccaneers) RB Travis Etienne (Jaguars) RB Tony Pollard (Titans) RB Josh Jacobs (Packers) RB Ezekiel Elliott (Cowboys) WR Deebo Samuel (49ers) WR Rashod Bateman (Ravens) WR Drake London (Falcons) WR Mike Williams (Jets) WR Ladd McConkey (Chargers) WR Tyler Boyd (Titans) WR Jalen Nailor (Vikings) WR Gabriel Davis (Jaguars) WR Tutu Atwell (Rams) RB Emanuel Wilson (Packers) TE Sam LaPorta (Lions) TE Dalton Schultz (Texans) TE Brock Bowers (Raiders) DS Browns (Browns) DS Cowboys (Cowboys) DS Panthers (Panthers) PK Harrison Butker (Chiefs) PK Cameron Dicker (Chargers) PK Nick Folk (Titans) PK Jason Myers (Seahawks) WR Adam Thielen (Panthers) [IR] RB MarShawn Lloyd (Packers) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== BLACK HOLES DA PER'S ===================================== ===================================== QB Caleb Williams (Bears) QB Joe Burrow (Bengals) QB Kirk Cousins (Falcons) QB Bo Nix (Broncos) RB Isiah Pacheco (Chiefs) RB Najee Harris (Steelers) RB Jerome Ford (Browns) RB Trey Sermon (Colts) RB Chuba Hubbard (Panthers) WR D.J. Moore (Bears) RB Blake Corum (Rams) WR Chris Olave (Saints) WR A.J. Brown (Eagles) WR Jaylen Waddle (Dolphins) WR Jaxon Smith-Njigba (Seahawks) WR Michael Pittman (Colts) WR Justin Jefferson (Vikings) WR DeAndre Hopkins (Titans) WR Joshua Palmer (Chargers) WR Demarcus Robinson (Rams) WR Wan'Dale Robinson (Giants) TE George Kittle (49ers) TE Mark Andrews (Ravens) DS Lions (Lions) DS Eagles (Eagles) DS Texans (Texans) DS Raiders (Raiders) PK Eddy Pineiro (Panthers) PK Chris Boswell (Steelers) PK Ka'imi Fairbairn (Texans) ===================================== ===================================== DRAGAN'S DRAGONS GRIZZLY RIDERS ===================================== ===================================== QB C.J. Stroud (Texans) QB Gardner Minshew (Raiders) QB Justin Fields (Steelers) QB Jacoby Brissett (Patriots) RB Bijan Robinson (Falcons) RB James Cook (Bills) RB Breece Hall (Jets) RB Brian Robinson (Commanders) RB Aaron Jones (Vikings) RB Raheem Mostert (Dolphins) RB Alvin Kamara (Saints) RB D'Andre Swift (Bears) WR D.K. Metcalf (Seahawks) RB Zack Moss (Bengals) WR Jerry Jeudy (Browns) WR Keon Coleman (Bills) WR Roman Wilson (Steelers) WR Michael Wilson (Cardinals) WR Quentin Johnston (Chargers) WR Brandin Cooks (Cowboys) TE Isaiah Likely (Ravens) WR Jameson Williams (Lions) DS Steelers (Steelers) WR Rashid Shaheed (Saints) DS Broncos (Broncos) DS Vikings (Vikings) PK Brandon Aubrey (Cowboys) PK Daniel Carlson (Raiders) PK Austin Siebert (Commanders) PK Will Reichard (Vikings) QB Tua Tagovailoa (Dolphins) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== HOOTERS KILLER WHALES ===================================== ===================================== QB Kyler Murray (Cardinals) QB Trevor Lawrence (Jaguars) QB Jordan Love (Packers) QB Geno Smith (Seahawks) RB Tyler Allgeier (Falcons) RB Jahmyr Gibbs (Lions) RB Zach Charbonnet (Seahawks) RB Kyren Williams (Rams) WR Mike Evans (Buccaneers) RB Jaylen Warren (Steelers) WR Tyreek Hill (Dolphins) RB Jamaal Williams (Saints) WR Amon-Ra St. Brown (Lions) WR Amari Cooper (Browns) WR Jordan Addison (Vikings) WR Rashee Rice (Chiefs) WR Jauan Jennings (49ers) WR Nico Collins (Texans) TE Trey McBride (Cardinals) WR Jalen Tolbert (Cowboys) TE Travis Kelce (Chiefs) TE Dallas Goedert (Eagles) DS Chiefs (Chiefs) DS Bengals (Bengals) DS Giants (Giants) DS Rams (Rams) PK Blake Grupe (Saints) PK Jake Moody (49ers) PK Justin Tucker (Ravens) PK Wil Lutz (Broncos) ===================================== ===================================== PRIDELESS PERVERTS ROLLERBALLERS ===================================== ===================================== QB Brock Purdy (49ers) QB Deshaun Watson (Browns) QB Baker Mayfield (Buccaneers) QB Will Levis (Titans) RB Gus Edwards (Chargers) QB Jameis Winston (Browns) RB Carson Steele (Chiefs) RB Kenneth Walker (Seahawks) WR Stefon Diggs (Texans) RB Devon Achane (Dolphins) WR Christian Kirk (Jaguars) RB Nick Chubb (Browns) WR Tee Higgins (Bengals) WR Keenan Allen (Bears) WR Courtland Sutton (Broncos) WR Garrett Wilson (Jets) WR Darnell Mooney (Falcons) WR Malik Nabers (Giants) WR Xavier Worthy (Chiefs) WR Josh Downs (Colts) WR Dontayvion Wicks (Packers) WR Brian Thomas (Jaguars) TE Jake Ferguson (Cowboys) WR Xavier Legette (Panthers) DS Jets (Jets) DS Chargers (Chargers) PK Jake Bates (Lions) DS Falcons (Falcons) PK Joshua Karty (Rams) PK Evan McPherson (Bengals) RB A.J. Dillon (Packers) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== RUSTY'S RENEGADES TERMINATORS ===================================== ===================================== QB Jared Goff (Lions) QB Lamar Jackson (Ravens) QB Tyler Huntley (Dolphins) QB Michael Penix (Falcons) RB Jonathan Taylor (Colts) RB Saquon Barkley (Eagles) RB Derrick Henry (Ravens) RB Jordan Mason (49ers) RB Tyjae Spears (Titans) RB Trey Benson (Cardinals) RB Alexander Mattison (Raiders) RB Rico Dowdle (Cowboys) WR Davante Adams (Raiders) RB Kenneth Gainwell (Eagles) WR Rome Odunze (Bears) RB Braelon Allen (Jets) WR Ja'Lynn Polk (Patriots) RB Roschon Johnson (Bears) WR Tre Tucker (Raiders) WR CeeDee Lamb (Cowboys) WR Alec Pierce (Colts) WR Zay Flowers (Ravens) DS Commanders (Commanders) WR Christian Watson (Packers) DS Saints (Saints) TE Tucker Kraft (Packers) PK Dustin Hopkins (Browns) DS Bears (Bears) PK Greg Zuerlein (Jets) PK Chase McLaughlin (Buccaneers) WR Puka Nacua (Rams) [IR] RB Christian McCaffrey (49ers) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== TREE SLOBS WOOD'S WUSSES ===================================== ===================================== QB Jayden Daniels (Commanders) QB Jalen Hurts (Eagles) QB Matthew Stafford (Rams) QB Sam Darnold (Vikings) QB Daniel Jones (Giants) RB Joe Mixon (Texans) RB Javonte Williams (Broncos) RB Rhamondre Stevenson (Patriots) RB David Montgomery (Lions) RB James Conner (Cardinals) RB Ray Davis (Bills) RB Zamir White (Raiders) RB Jaleel McLaughlin (Broncos) RB Chase Brown (Bengals) RB Cordarrelle Patterson (Steelers) RB Bucky Irving (Buccaneers) WR Ja'Marr Chase (Bengals) RB Tank Bigsby (Jaguars) WR Calvin Ridley (Titans) RB D'Onta Foreman (Browns) WR Terry McLaurin (Commanders) RB Kareem Hunt (Chiefs) WR George Pickens (Steelers) WR Cooper Kupp (Rams) WR Andre Iosivas (Bengals) WR Tank Dell (Texans) DS 49ers (49ers) DS Colts (Colts) PK Younghoe Koo (Falcons) PK Matt Gay (Colts) QB J.J McCarthy (Vikings) [IR] RB Elijah Mitchell (49ers) [IR] RB Kendre Miller (Saints) [IR]