========================== BAFFLE Rosters - Week 14 ========================== (teams in alphabetical order) Update: 04 December 2024 ===================================== ===================================== ACME PORKERS ANARCHY ===================================== ===================================== QB Justin Herbert (Chargers) QB Patrick Mahomes (Chiefs) QB Dak Prescott (Cowboys) QB Aidan O'Connell (Raiders) RB Austin Ekeler (Commanders) RB Jonathan Brooks (Panthers) RB Devin Singletary (Giants) RB Audric Estime (Broncos) RB Antonio Gibson (Patriots) RB Kimani Vidal (Chargers) WR Sterling Shepard (Buccaneers) WR Marvin Harrison Jr (Cardinals) WR Parker Washington (Jaguars) WR Jayden Reed (Packers) WR DeVonta Smith (Eagles) WR Cedric Tillman (Browns) WR Demario Douglas (Patriots) WR Nick Westbrook-Ikhine (Titans) WR Jakobi Meyers (Raiders) WR Devaughn Vele (Broncos) TE Evan Engram (Jaguars) TE T.J. Hockenson (Vikings) DS Browns (Browns) TE Tucker Kraft (Packers) DS Cardinals (Cardinals) DS Packers (Packers) PK Cairo Santos (Bears) PK Brandon McManus (Packers) PK Jake Elliott (Eagles) PK Tyler Bass (Bills) WR Chris Godwin (Buccaneers) [IR] WR Marquise Brown (Chiefs) [IR] WR Allen Lazard (Jets) [IR] RB J.K. Dobbins (Chargers) [IR] WR Brandon Aiyuk (49ers) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== BEER BELLIES BIG DAWGS ===================================== ===================================== QB Anthony Richardson (Colts) QB Josh Allen (Bills) QB Will Levis (Titans) QB Derek Carr (Saints) RB Cam Akers (Vikings) RB Rachaad White (Buccaneers) RB Travis Etienne (Jaguars) RB Tony Pollard (Titans) RB Josh Jacobs (Packers) RB MarShawn Lloyd (Packers) WR Deebo Samuel (49ers) WR Adam Thielen (Panthers) WR Drake London (Falcons) WR Rashod Bateman (Ravens) WR Ladd McConkey (Chargers) WR Darius Slayton (Giants) TE Noah Gray (Chiefs) WR Noah Brown (Commanders) TE Sam LaPorta (Lions) TE Mike Gesicki (Bengals) TE Brock Bowers (Raiders) TE Dalton Schultz (Texans) DS Cowboys (Cowboys) DS Bills (Bills) DS Seahawks (Seahawks) DS Ravens (Ravens) PK Spencer Shrader (Chiefs) PK Cameron Dicker (Chargers) PK Nick Folk (Titans) PK Jason Myers (Seahawks) PK Harrison Butker (Chiefs) [IR] WR Gabriel Davis (Jaguars) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== BLACK HOLES DA PER'S ===================================== ===================================== QB Caleb Williams (Bears) QB Joe Burrow (Bengals) QB Kirk Cousins (Falcons) QB Bo Nix (Broncos) RB Isiah Pacheco (Chiefs) RB Najee Harris (Steelers) RB Jerome Ford (Browns) RB Trey Sermon (Colts) RB Chuba Hubbard (Panthers) WR D.J. Moore (Bears) RB Blake Corum (Rams) WR Chris Olave (Saints) WR A.J. Brown (Eagles) WR Jaylen Waddle (Dolphins) WR Jaxon Smith-Njigba (Seahawks) WR Michael Pittman (Colts) WR Justin Jefferson (Vikings) WR DeAndre Hopkins (Chiefs) WR Joshua Palmer (Chargers) WR Demarcus Robinson (Rams) WR Wan'Dale Robinson (Giants) TE George Kittle (49ers) TE Mark Andrews (Ravens) DS Lions (Lions) DS Eagles (Eagles) DS Texans (Texans) DS Raiders (Raiders) PK Eddy Pineiro (Panthers) PK Chris Boswell (Steelers) PK Ka'imi Fairbairn (Texans) ===================================== ===================================== DRAGAN'S DRAGONS GRIZZLY RIDERS ===================================== ===================================== QB C.J. Stroud (Texans) QB Tua Tagovailoa (Dolphins) QB Justin Fields (Steelers) QB Drake Maye (Patriots) QB Cooper Rush (Cowboys) RB James Cook (Bills) RB Bijan Robinson (Falcons) RB Brian Robinson (Commanders) RB Breece Hall (Jets) RB D'Andre Swift (Bears) RB Aaron Jones (Vikings) RB Roschon Johnson (Bears) RB Alvin Kamara (Saints) WR Keon Coleman (Bills) WR D.K. Metcalf (Seahawks) WR Jameson Williams (Lions) WR Jerry Jeudy (Browns) RB Jeremy McNichols (Commanders) WR Alec Pierce (Colts) WR Brandin Cooks (Cowboys) WR Quentin Johnston (Chargers) TE Cade Otton (Buccaneers) TE Isaiah Likely (Ravens) DS Bears (Bears) DS Steelers (Steelers) DS Vikings (Vikings) DS Broncos (Broncos) PK Will Reichard (Vikings) PK Brandon Aubrey (Cowboys) PK Joshua Karty (Rams) WR Roman Wilson (Steelers) [IR] WR Rashid Shaheed (Saints) [IR] PK Austin Seibert (Commanders) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== HOOTERS KILLER WHALES ===================================== ===================================== QB Kyler Murray (Cardinals) QB Trevor Lawrence (Jaguars) QB Jordan Love (Packers) QB Geno Smith (Seahawks) QB Bryce Young (Panthers) RB Jahmyr Gibbs (Lions) RB Tyler Allgeier (Falcons) RB Kyren Williams (Rams) RB Zach Charbonnet (Seahawks) RB Jaylen Warren (Steelers) WR Mike Evans (Buccaneers) RB Jaleel McLaughlin (Broncos) WR Tyreek Hill (Dolphins) WR Amari Cooper (Bills) WR Amon-Ra St. Brown (Lions) WR Jalen Tolbert (Cowboys) WR Jordan Addison (Vikings) WR Nico Collins (Texans) WR Jauan Jennings (49ers) WR Christian Watson (Packers) TE Trey McBride (Cardinals) TE Dallas Goedert (Eagles) TE Travis Kelce (Chiefs) DS Bengals (Bengals) DS Dolphins (Dolphins) DS Rams (Rams) PK Blake Grupe (Saints) PK Jake Moody (49ers) PK Justin Tucker (Ravens) PK Wil Lutz (Broncos) WR Rashee Rice (Chiefs) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== PRIDELESS PERVERTS ROLLERBALLERS ===================================== ===================================== QB Brock Purdy (49ers) QB Russell Wilson (Steelers) QB Baker Mayfield (Buccaneers) QB Jameis Winston (Browns) RB Justice Hill (Ravens) RB Kenneth Walker (Seahawks) WR M.Valdez-Scantling (Saints) RB Devon Achane (Dolphins) WR Khalil Shakir (Bills) RB Nick Chubb (Browns) WR Tee Higgins (Bengals) WR Keenan Allen (Bears) WR Courtland Sutton (Broncos) WR Garrett Wilson (Jets) WR Darnell Mooney (Falcons) WR Malik Nabers (Giants) WR Xavier Worthy (Chiefs) WR Josh Downs (Colts) WR Dontayvion Wicks (Packers) WR Brian Thomas (Jaguars) WR Tyler Lockett (Seahawks) WR Xavier Legette (Panthers) TE Jake Ferguson (Cowboys) DS Chargers (Chargers) DS Jets (Jets) DS Falcons (Falcons) DS Buccaneers (Buccaneers) PK Evan McPherson (Bengals) PK Jake Bates (Lions) PK Daniel Carlson (Raiders) RB A.J. Dillon (Packers) [IR] QB Deshaun Watson (Browns) [IR] WR Christian Kirk (Jaguars) [IR] WR Stefon Diggs (Texans) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== RUSTY'S RENEGADES TERMINATORS ===================================== ===================================== QB Jared Goff (Lions) QB Lamar Jackson (Ravens) QB Tyler Huntley (Dolphins) QB Michael Penix (Falcons) RB Jonathan Taylor (Colts) QB Drew Lock (Giants) RB Derrick Henry (Ravens) RB Saquon Barkley (Eagles) RB Tyjae Spears (Titans) RB Rico Dowdle (Cowboys) RB Alexander Mattison (Raiders) RB Kenneth Gainwell (Eagles) WR Davante Adams (Jets) RB Gus Edwards (Chargers) WR Rome Odunze (Bears) RB Keaton Mitchell (Ravens) WR Tre Tucker (Raiders) RB Patrick Taylor (49ers) WR Puka Nacua (Rams) RB Trey Benson (Cardinals) WR Ray-Ray McCloud (Falcons) WR CeeDee Lamb (Cowboys) DS Commanders (Commanders) WR Zay Flowers (Ravens) DS Saints (Saints) TE Jonnu Smith (Dolphins) PK Dustin Hopkins (Browns) DS Giants (Giants) PK Chase McLaughlin (Buccaneers) PK Matthew Wright (Chiefs) PK Greg Zuerlein (Jets) [IR] RB Christian McCaffrey (49ers) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== TREE SLOBS WOOD'S WUSSES ===================================== ===================================== QB Jayden Daniels (Commanders) QB Jalen Hurts (Eagles) QB Matthew Stafford (Rams) QB Sam Darnold (Vikings) QB Aaron Rodgers (Jets) RB Joe Mixon (Texans) RB Javonte Williams (Broncos) RB Rhamondre Stevenson (Patriots) RB David Montgomery (Lions) RB James Conner (Cardinals) RB Ray Davis (Bills) RB Chase Brown (Bengals) RB Tyrone Tracy Jr (Giants) RB Bucky Irving (Buccaneers) RB Braelon Allen (Jets) RB Tank Bigsby (Jaguars) WR Ja'Marr Chase (Bengals) RB Kareem Hunt (Chiefs) WR Calvin Ridley (Titans) RB Isaac Guerendo (49ers) WR Terry McLaurin (Commanders) WR Cooper Kupp (Rams) WR George Pickens (Steelers) WR Tank Dell (Texans) TE Taysom Hill (Saints) DS Titans (Titans) DS 49ers (49ers) PK Jason Sanders (Dolphins) PK Younghoe Koo (Falcons) PK Zane Gonzales (Commanders) QB J.J McCarthy (Vikings) [IR] RB Elijah Mitchell (49ers) [IR] RB Kendre Miller (Saints) [IR]