======================== BAFFLE Scores - Week 2 ======================== HOOTERS 61.80, Acme Porkers 54.80 ANARCHY 69.55, Big Dawgs 31.14 DA PER'S 55.67, Black Holes 44.13 Dragan's Dragons 99.93, BEER BELLIES 55.91 Grizzly Riders 48.21, PRIDELESS PERVERTS 39.60 TERMINATORS 67.31, Killer Whales 60.78 Rollerballers 65.49, WOOD'S WUSSES 54.99 TREE SLOBS 55.13, Rusty's Renegades 53.34 ======================================== ======================================== ACME PORKERS HOOTERS ======================================== ======================================== QB Dak Prescott (Cowboys) 7.46 QB Kyler Murray (Cardinals) 20.27 RB Devin Singletary (Giants) 9.25 RB Zach Charbonnet (Seahawks) 9.14 RB Austin Ekeler (Commanders) 4.83 WR Mike Evans (Buccaneers) 1.68 WR Chris Godwin (Buccaneers) 13.68 WR Tyreek Hill (Dolphins) 1.56 WR DeVonta Smith (Eagles) 9.04 WR Amon-Ra St. Brown (Lions) 7.76 WR Allen Lazard (Jets) 0.44 TE Travis Kelce (Chiefs) 0.25 DS Jaguars (Jaguars) 3.10 DS Chiefs (Chiefs) 8.14 PK Jake Elliott (Eagles) 7.00 PK Justin Tucker (Ravens) 11.00 Home Field Advantage 2.00 ---------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- Score: 54.80 Score: 61.80 ======================================== ======================================== BIG DAWGS ANARCHY ======================================== ======================================== QB Josh Allen (Bills) 6.88 QB Patrick Mahomes (Chiefs) 9.47 RB Rachaad White (Buccaneers) 1.10 RB J.K. Dobbins (Chargers) 15.55 RB Tony Pollard (Titans) 4.70 WR Marvin Harrsion Jr (Cardinals) 20.20 RB Ezekiel Elliott (Cowboys) 1.44 WR Jayden Reed (Packers) 2.21 WR Adam Thielen (Panthers) 0.80 WR Brandon Aiyuk (49ers) 1.72 WR Gabriel Davis (Jaguars) 1.72 TE Dalton Kincaid (Bills) 1.32 DS Browns (Browns) 7.50 DS Ravens (Ravens) 8.08 PK Cameron Dicker (Chargers) 7.00 PK Brayden Narveson (Packers) 9.00 Home Field Advantage 2.00 ---------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- Score: 31.14 Score: 69.55 ======================================== ======================================== BLACK HOLES DA PER'S ======================================== ======================================== QB Caleb Williams (Bears) 2.68 QB Joe Burrow (Bengals) 12.11 RB Isiah Pacheco (Chiefs) 5.34 RB Najee Harris (Steelers) 3.65 RB Jerome Ford (Browns) 3.20 WR D.J. Moore (Bears) 2.12 WR Justin Jefferson (Vikings) 14.32 WR Chris Olave (Saints) 3.59 WR Wan'Dale Robinson (Giants) 6.72 WR Jaylen Waddle (Dolphins) 1.84 TE Mark Andrews (Ravens) 2.04 WR Michael Pittman (Colts) 0.84 DS Eagles (Eagles) 1.83 DS Texans (Texans) 13.52 PK Chris Boswell (Steelers) 8.00 PK Ka'imi Fairbairn (Texans) 16.00 Home Field Advantage 2.00 ---------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- Score: 44.13 Score: 55.67 ======================================== ======================================== DRAGAN'S DRAGONS BEER BELLIES ======================================== ======================================== QB C.J. Stroud (Texans) 9.15 QB Anthony Richardson (Colts) 5.43 RB Bijan Robinson (Falcons) 5.85 RB Travis Etienne (Jaguars) 8.84 RB Breece Hall (Jets) 11.18 RB Josh Jacobs (Packers) 9.05 RB Aaron Jones (Vikings) 1.54 WR Deebo Samuel (49ers) 7.53 RB Alvin Kamara (Saints) 35.35 WR Drake London (Falcons) 8.16 WR D.K. Metcalf (Seahawks) 14.16 TE Sam LaPorta (Lions) 0.52 DS Steelers (Steelers) 8.70 DS Cowboys (Cowboys) 5.38 PK Brandon Aubrey (Cowboys) 14.00 PK Harrison Butker (Chiefs) 9.00 Home Field Advantage 2.00 ---------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- Score: 99.93 Score: 55.91 ======================================== ======================================== GRIZZLY RIDERS PRIDELESS PERVERTS ======================================== ======================================== QB Tua Tagovailoa (Dolphins) 3.25 QB Brock Purdy (49ers) 10.98 RB James Cook (Bills) 22.58 RB Gus Edwards (Chargers) 2.95 RB Brian Robinson (Commanders) 9.77 WR Stefon Diggs (Texans) 1.48 RB Zack Moss (Bengals) 2.22 WR Christian Kirk (Jaguars) -0.04 WR Jameson Williams (Lions) 3.91 WR Courtland Sutton (Broncos) 1.04 RB Jeff Wilson (Dolphins) 0.48 WR Xavier Worthy (Chiefs) 0.93 DS Buccaneers (Buccaneers) 2.00 DS Jets (Jets) 10.26 PK Joshua Karty (Rams) 4.00 PK Jake Bates (Lions) 10.00 Home Field Advantage 2.00 ---------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- Score: 48.21 Score: 39.60 ======================================== ======================================== KILLER WHALES TERMINATORS ======================================== ======================================== QB Trevor Lawrence (Jaguars) 6.65 QB Lamar Jackson (Ravens) 9.69 RB Jahmyr Gibbs (Lions) 5.08 RB Saquon Barkley (Eagles) 7.59 RB Kyren Williams (Rams) 8.69 RB Jordan Mason (49ers) 14.16 RB Jaylen Warren (Steelers) 3.25 RB Rico Dowdle (Cowboys) 2.66 WR Rashee Rice (Chiefs) 9.00 WR CeeDee Lamb (Cowboys) 9.60 WR Nico Collins (Texans) 14.40 WR Zay Flowers (Ravens) 9.64 DS Bengals (Bengals) 8.71 DS Patriots (Patriots) 2.97 PK Jake Moody (49ers) 5.00 PK Chase McLaughlin (Buccaneers) 9.00 Home Field Advantage 2.00 ---------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- Score: 60.78 Score: 67.31 ======================================== ======================================== ROLLERBALLERS WOOD'S WUSSES ======================================== ======================================== QB Deshaun Watson (Browns) 10.72 QB Jalen Hurts (Eagles) 16.41 RB Devon Achane (Dolphins) 13.56 RB Joe Mixon (Texans) 2.25 WR Keenan Allen (Bears) 0.00 RB Rhamondre Stevenson (Patriots) 10.41 WR Garrett Wilson (Jets) 2.53 RB James Conner (Cardinals) 15.18 WR Malik Nabers (Giants) 14.08 RB Zamir White (Raiders) 1.76 WR Brian Thomas (Jaguars) 3.76 WR Cooper Kupp (Rams) 1.48 DS Chargers (Chargers) 7.84 DS Colts (Colts) 1.50 PK Evan McPherson (Bengals) 13.00 PK Jason Sanders (Dolphins) 4.00 Home Field Advantage 2.00 ---------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- Score: 65.49 Score: 54.99 ======================================== ======================================== RUSTY'S RENEGADES TREE SLOBS ======================================== ======================================== QB Jared Goff (Lions) 6.39 QB Jayden Daniels (Commanders) 6.72 RB Jonathan Taylor (Colts) 9.43 RB Javonte Williams (Broncos) 2.77 RB Derrick Henry (Ravens) 10.68 RB David Montgomery (Lions) 9.15 RB Tyjae Spears (Titans) 2.10 WR Ja'Marr Chase (Bengals) 1.40 WR Davante Adams (Raiders) 13.40 WR Calvin Ridley (Titans) 15.58 WR Rome Odunze (Bears) 1.32 WR Terry McLaurin (Commanders) 0.88 DS Commanders (Commanders) 4.02 DS 49ers (49ers) 6.63 PK Greg Zuerlein (Jets) 6.00 PK Younghoe Koo (Falcons) 10.00 Home Field Advantage 2.00 ---------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- Score: 53.34 Score: 55.13