======================== BAFFLE Scores - Week 3 ======================== TERMINATORS 65.62, Anarchy 62.72 BIG DAWGS 46.83, Beer Bellies 29.47 DRAGAN'S DRAGONS 77.55, Da Per's 45.52 TREE SLOBS 70.10, Grizzly Riders 49.25 Killer Whales 68.07, BLACK HOLES 34.55 Prideless Perverts 32.44, WOOD'S WUSSES 26.69 ACME PORKERS 70.24, Rollerballers 55.20 Rusty's Renegades 84.94, HOOTERS 58.69 ======================================== ======================================== ANARCHY TERMINATORS ======================================== ======================================== QB Patrick Mahomes (Chiefs) 11.69 QB Lamar Jackson (Ravens) 17.99 RB J.K. Dobbins (Chargers) 2.60 RB Saquon Barkley (Eagles) 24.71 WR Khalil Shakir (Bills) 8.88 RB Jordan Mason (49ers) 4.29 WR Marvin Harrison Jr (Cardinals) 8.56 RB Rico Dowdle (Cowboys) 2.56 WR Brandon Aiyuk (49ers) 1.92 WR CeeDee Lamb (Cowboys) 1.18 WR Jordan Whittington (Rams) 1.12 WR Zay Flowers (Ravens) 0.95 DS Packers (Packers) 15.95 DS Bills (Bills) 10.94 PK Brayden Narveson (Packers) 12.00 PK Chase McLaughlin (Buccaneers) 1.00 Home Field Advantage 2.00 ---------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- Score: 62.72 Score: 65.62 ======================================== ======================================== BEER BELLIES BIG DAWGS ======================================== ======================================== QB Anthony Richardson (Colts) 1.54 QB Josh Allen (Bills) 23.46 RB Travis Etienne (Jaguars) 4.08 RB Rachaad White (Buccaneers) 1.57 RB Josh Jacobs (Packers) 2.35 RB Tony Pollard (Titans) 1.30 WR Drake London (Falcons) 8.68 RB Ezekiel Elliott (Cowboys) 0.54 TE Sam LaPorta (Lions) 1.44 WR Adam Thielen (Panthers) 7.60 TE Brock Bowers (Raiders) 1.64 WR Gabriel Davis (Jaguars) 0.72 DS Cowboys (Cowboys) -0.26 DS Browns (Browns) 5.64 PK Harrison Butker (Chiefs) 10.00 PK Cameron Dicker (Chargers) 4.00 Home Field Advantage 2.00 ---------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- Score: 29.47 Score: 46.83 ======================================== ======================================== DA PER'S DRAGAN'S DRAGONS ======================================== ======================================== QB Joe Burrow (Bengals) 21.68 QB C.J. Stroud (Texans) 5.90 RB Najee Harris (Steelers) 4.14 RB Bijan Robinson (Falcons) 8.39 WR D.J. Moore (Bears) 2.82 RB Breece Hall (Jets) 9.86 WR Chris Olave (Saints) 9.44 RB Aaron Jones (Vikings) 15.94 WR Jaylen Waddle (Dolphins) 1.04 RB Alvin Kamara (Saints) 5.95 WR Michael Pittman (Colts) 1.44 WR D.K. Metcalf (Seahawks) 13.16 DS Texans (Texans) 3.96 DS Steelers (Steelers) 7.35 PK Ka'imi Fairbairn (Texans) 1.00 PK Brandon Aubrey (Cowboys) 9.00 Home Field Advantage 2.00 ---------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- Score: 45.52 Score: 77.55 ======================================== ======================================== GRIZZLY RIDERS TREE SLOBS ======================================== ======================================== QB Gardner Minshew (Raiders) 9.48 QB Jayden Daniels (Commanders) 21.03 RB James Cook (Bills) 9.87 RB Javonte Williams (Broncos) 0.26 RB Brian Robinson (Commanders) 7.81 RB David Montgomery (Lions) 14.93 RB Zack Moss (Bengals) 10.46 WR Ja'Marr Chase (Bengals) 19.72 WR Jameson Williams (Lions) 0.01 WR Calvin Ridley (Titans) 0.36 WR Rashid Shaheed (Saints) 0.00 WR George Pickens (Steelers) 2.28 DS Vikings (Vikings) 9.62 DS 49ers (49ers) 3.52 PK Daniel Carlson (Raiders) 2.00 PK Younghoe Koo (Falcons) 6.00 Home Field Advantage 2.00 ---------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- Score: 49.25 Score: 70.10 ======================================== ======================================== KILLER WHALES BLACK HOLES ======================================== ======================================== QB Geno Smith (Seahawks) 6.68 QB Kirk Cousins (Falcons) 7.05 RB Jahmyr Gibbs (Lions) 10.95 RB Jerome Ford (Browns) 3.17 RB Kyren Williams (Rams) 23.53 WR Jaxon Smith-Njigba (Seahawks) 1.56 RB Ty Chandler (Vikings) 0.65 WR Justin Jefferson (Vikings) 9.24 WR Rashee Rice (Chiefs) 13.45 WR Wan'Dale Robinson (Giants) 2.44 WR Nico Collins (Texans) 3.44 TE Mark Andrews (Ravens) 0.00 DS Bengals (Bengals) 3.37 DS Raiders (Raiders) 1.09 PK Jake Moody (49ers) 6.00 PK Chris Boswell (Steelers) 8.00 Home Field Advantage 2.00 ---------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- Score: 68.07 Score: 34.55 ======================================== ======================================== PRIDELESS PERVERTS WOOD'S WUSSES ======================================== ======================================== QB Baker Mayfield (Buccaneers) 5.76 QB Jalen Hurts (Eagles) 7.47 RB Carson Steele (Chiefs) 3.68 RB Rhamondre Stevenson (Patriots) -0.35 WR Stefon Diggs (Texans) 4.02 RB James Conner (Cardinals) 1.17 WR Tee Higgins (Bengals) 1.56 RB Zamir White (Raiders) 1.70 WR Courtland Sutton (Broncos) 2.72 RB D'Onta Foreman (Browns) 0.25 WR Xavier Worthy (Chiefs) 1.33 WR Tank Dell (Texans) 2.48 DS Jets (Jets) 12.37 DS Colts (Colts) 8.97 PK Jake Bates (Lions) 1.00 PK Jason Sanders (Dolphins) 3.00 Home Field Advantage 2.00 ---------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- Score: 32.44 Score: 26.69 ======================================== ======================================== ROLLERBALLERS ACME PORKERS ======================================== ======================================== QB Deshaun Watson (Browns) 12.22 QB Dak Prescott (Cowboys) 24.93 RB Devon Achane (Dolphins) 3.58 RB Devin Singletary (Giants) 9.47 WR Garrett Wilson (Jets) 7.32 RB Austin Ekeler (Commanders) 10.49 WR Malik Nabers (Giants) 15.32 RB Antonio Gibson (Patriots) 1.77 WR Brian Thomas (Jaguars) 1.92 WR Chris Godwin (Buccaneers) 8.12 WR Xavier Legette (Panthers) 2.58 WR DeVonta Smith (Eagles) 3.16 DS Chargers (Chargers) 4.26 DS Dolphins (Dolphins) 9.30 PK Evan McPherson (Bengals) 8.00 PK Jake Elliott (Eagles) 1.00 Home Field Advantage 2.00 ---------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- Score: 55.20 Score: 70.24 ======================================== ======================================== RUSTY'S RENEGADES HOOTERS ======================================== ======================================== QB Jared Goff (Lions) 10.78 QB Kyler Murray (Cardinals) 8.89 RB Jonathan Taylor (Colts) 21.50 RB Zach Charbonnet (Seahawks) 17.19 RB Derrick Henry (Ravens) 23.47 WR Mike Evans (Buccaneers) 0.68 RB Tyjae Spears (Titans) 2.51 WR Tyreek Hill (Dolphins) 1.60 WR Davante Adams (Raiders) 1.60 WR Amon-Ra St. Brown (Lions) 9.00 WR Rome Odunze (Bears) 13.58 TE Travis Kelce (Chiefs) 1.20 DS Saints (Saints) 6.50 DS Giants (Giants) 12.13 PK Greg Zuerlein (Jets) 5.00 PK Blake Grupe (Saints) 6.00 Home Field Advantage 2.00 ---------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- Score: 84.94 Score: 58.69