======================== BAFFLE Scores - Week 9 ======================== DA PER'S 71.35, Acme Porkers 52.46 HOOTERS 49.62, Big Dawgs 44.61 Black Holes 71.61, PRIDELESS PERVERTS 60.96 TREE SLOBS 60.11, Dragan's Dragons 58.73 ANARCHY 62.46, Grizzly Riders 38.76 Rollerballers 65.22, KILLER WHALES 56.22 BEER BELLIES 52.35, Rusty's Renegades 51.19 WOOD'S WUSSES 106.32, Terminators 94.39 ======================================== ======================================== ACME PORKERS DA PER'S ======================================== ======================================== QB Dak Prescott (Cowboys) 8.16 QB Joe Burrow (Bengals) 24.07 RB Devin Singletary (Giants) 1.65 WR D.J. Moore (Bears) 1.32 RB Austin Ekeler (Commanders) 10.79 WR Chris Olave (Saints) 0.52 WR DeVonta Smith (Eagles) 9.48 WR Michael Pittman (Colts) 0.56 WR Jakobi Meyers (Raiders) 7.20 WR DeAndre Hopkins (Chiefs) 15.44 TE Evan Engram (Jaguars) 3.80 WR Demarcus Robinson (Rams) 15.76 DS Browns (Browns) 7.38 DS Texans (Texans) 5.68 PK Jake Elliott (Eagles) 4.00 PK Ka'imi Fairbairn (Texans) 6.00 Home Field Advantage 2.00 ---------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- Score: 52.46 Score: 71.35 ======================================== ======================================== BIG DAWGS HOOTERS ======================================== ======================================== QB Josh Allen (Bills) 17.55 QB Kyler Murray (Cardinals) 1.88 RB Rachaad White (Buccaneers) 7.59 RB Tyler Allgeier (Falcons) 6.90 RB Tony Pollard (Titans) 10.44 WR Tyreek Hill (Dolphins) 3.20 RB Ezekiel Elliott (Cowboys) 0.00 WR Amon-Ra St. Brown (Lions) 8.24 WR Gabriel Davis (Jaguars) 0.00 TE Trey McBride (Cardinals) 7.50 WR Rashod Bateman (Ravens) 1.00 TE Travis Kelce (Chiefs) 5.50 DS Ravens (Ravens) 7.03 DS Chiefs (Chiefs) 3.40 PK Cameron Dicker (Chargers) 1.00 PK Justin Tucker (Ravens) 11.00 Home Field Advantage 2.00 ---------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- Score: 44.61 Score: 49.62 ======================================== ======================================== BLACK HOLES PRIDELESS PERVERTS ======================================== ======================================== QB Kirk Cousins (Falcons) 14.39 QB Baker Mayfield (Buccaneers) 13.00 RB Chuba Hubbard (Panthers) 15.60 WR Courtland Sutton (Broncos) 11.92 WR A.J. Brown (Eagles) 1.44 WR Darnell Mooney (Falcons) 9.52 WR Jaxon Smith-Njigba (Seahawks) 22.20 WR Xavier Worthy (Chiefs) -0.50 WR Justin Jefferson (Vikings) 8.92 WR Tyler Lockett (Seahawks) 8.52 TE Mark Andrews (Ravens) 1.04 WR Khalil Shakir (Bills) 2.00 DS Eagles (Eagles) 8.02 DS Jets (Jets) 8.50 PK Greg Joseph (Giants) 0.00 PK Jake Bates (Lions) 6.00 Home Field Advantage 2.00 ---------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- Score: 71.61 Score: 60.96 ======================================== ======================================== DRAGAN'S DRAGONS TREE SLOBS ======================================== ======================================== QB C.J. Stroud (Texans) 5.27 QB Jayden Daniels (Commanders) 13.93 RB Bijan Robinson (Falcons) 6.66 RB David Montgomery (Lions) 4.57 RB Breece Hall (Jets) 4.14 WR Ja'Marr Chase (Bengals) 1.72 RB Aaron Jones (Vikings) 3.92 WR Terry McLaurin (Commanders) 12.76 RB Alvin Kamara (Saints) 13.15 RB Tyrone Tracy Jr (Giants) 3.42 WR Quentin Johnston (Chargers) 13.82 TE Taysom Hill (Saints) 8.59 DS Broncos (Broncos) 2.77 DS Titans (Titans) 10.12 PK Austin Siebert (Commanders) 9.00 PK Younghoe Koo (Falcons) 3.00 Home Field Advantage 2.00 ---------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- Score: 58.73 Score: 60.11 ======================================== ======================================== GRIZZLY RIDERS ANARCHY ======================================== ======================================== QB Tua Tagovailoa (Dolphins) 12.77 QB Patrick Mahomes (Chiefs) 18.27 RB James Cook (Bills) 3.20 RB J.K. Dobbins (Chargers) 17.05 RB D'Andre Swift (Bears) 3.79 WR Marvin Harrison Jr (Cardinals) -0.14 WR Keon Coleman (Bills) 2.84 WR Jayden Reed (Packers) 7.73 TE Kyle Pitts (Falcons) 0.44 WR Diontae Johnson (Ravens) 0.00 TE Cade Otton (Buccaneers) 9.08 WR Cedric Tillman (Browns) 9.00 DS Bears (Bears) 5.64 DS Packers (Packers) 3.55 PK Will Reichard (Vikings) 1.00 PK Brandon McManus (Packers) 5.00 Home Field Advantage 2.00 ---------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- Score: 38.76 Score: 62.46 ======================================== ======================================== ROLLERBALLERS KILLER WHALES ======================================== ======================================== QB Jameis Winston (Browns) 5.55 QB Geno Smith (Seahawks) 18.56 RB Kenneth Walker (Seahawks) 5.11 RB Jahmyr Gibbs (Lions) 9.69 RB Devon Achane (Dolphins) 17.47 RB Kyren Williams (Rams) 4.49 WR Garrett Wilson (Jets) 15.60 WR Amari Cooper (Bills) 0.00 WR Malik Nabers (Giants) 2.36 WR Jalen Tolbert (Cowboys) 6.76 WR Brian Thomas (Jaguars) 2.88 RB Jaleel McLaughlin (Broncos) 0.90 DS Falcons (Falcons) 5.25 DS Bengals (Bengals) 9.82 PK Evan McPherson (Bengals) 11.00 PK Wil Lutz (Broncos) 4.00 Home Field Advantage 2.00 ---------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- Score: 65.22 Score: 56.22 ======================================== ======================================== RUSTY'S RENEGADES BEER BELLIES ======================================== ======================================== QB Jared Goff (Lions) 6.80 QB Aaron Rodgers (Jets) 16.17 RB Jonathan Taylor (Colts) 2.84 RB Josh Jacobs (Packers) 5.27 RB Derrick Henry (Ravens) 21.38 WR Drake London (Falcons) 7.08 WR Davante Adams (Jets) 9.64 WR Ladd McConkey (Chargers) 2.56 WR Puka Nacua (Rams) 0.44 TE Sam LaPorta (Lions) 1.12 RB Alexander Mattison (Raiders) 1.80 TE Brock Bowers (Raiders) 7.80 DS Commanders (Commanders) 4.29 DS Seahawks (Seahawks) 4.35 PK Dustin Hopkins (Browns) 4.00 PK Harrison Butker (Chiefs) 6.00 Home Field Advantage 2.00 ---------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- Score: 51.19 Score: 52.35 ======================================== ======================================== TERMINATORS WOOD'S WUSSES ======================================== ======================================== QB Lamar Jackson (Ravens) 17.80 QB Jalen Hurts (Eagles) 21.95 RB Saquon Barkley (Eagles) 23.05 RB Joe Mixon (Texans) 14.30 RB Rico Dowdle (Cowboys) 11.03 RB James Conner (Cardinals) 8.83 WR CeeDee Lamb (Cowboys) 4.63 RB Chase Brown (Bengals) 16.48 WR Zay Flowers (Ravens) 20.08 WR Cooper Kupp (Rams) 7.16 WR Christian Watson (Packers) 3.48 RB Kareem Hunt (Chiefs) 14.74 DS Patriots (Patriots) 4.32 DS Colts (Colts) 11.86 PK Chad Ryland (Cardinals) 10.00 PK Jason Sanders (Dolphins) 9.00 Home Field Advantage 2.00 ---------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- Score: 94.39 Score: 106.32