========================== BAFFLE Rosters - Week 05 ========================== (teams in alphabetical order) Update: 03 October 2025 ===================================== ===================================== ACME PORKERS ANARCHY ===================================== ===================================== QB Justin Herbert (Chargers) QB Patrick Mahomes (Chiefs) QB Dak Prescott (Cowboys) QB Jordan Love (Packers) RB Kenneth Gainwell (Steelers) QB Jameis Winston (Giants) RB Ashton Jeanty (Raiders) RB J.K. Dobbins (Broncos) WR Josh Downs (Colts) RB Woody Marks (Texans) WR Jakobi Meyers (Raiders) RB Sean Tucker (Buccaneers) WR DeVonta Smith (Eagles) WR Marvin Harrison Jr (Cardinals) WR Deebo Samuel (Commanders) WR Jaxon Smith-Njigba (Seahawks) WR Brandon Aiyuk (49ers) WR Marquise Brown (Chiefs) TE Jake Ferguson (Cowboys) WR Troy Franklin (Broncos) TE Travis Kelce (Chiefs) TE Tucker Kraft (Packers) DS Ravens (Ravens) DS Packers (Packers) DS Chargers (Chargers) DS Rams (Rams) PK Chase McLaughlin (Buccaneers) PK Andy Borregales (Patriots) PK Cairo Santos (Bears) PK Spencer Shrader (Colts) RB Austin Ekeler (Commanders) [IR] WR Christian Watson (Packers) [IR] WR Jayden Reed (Packers) [IR] WR Cedric Tillman (Browns) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== BEER BELLIES BIG DAWGS ===================================== ===================================== QB J.J McCarthy (Vikings) QB Josh Allen (Bills) QB Jaxson Dart (Giants) QB Aaron Rodgers (Steelers) QB Carson Wentz (Vikings) RB Tony Pollard (Titans) RB Josh Jacobs (Packers) RB Chuba Hubbard (Panthers) RB Rico Dowdle (Panthers) RB Jerome Ford (Browns) WR Ladd McConkey (Chargers) RB Trevor Etienne (Panthers) WR Drake London (Falcons) WR Tre Tucker (Raiders) WR Romeo Doubs (Packers) WR Travis Hunter (Jaguars) WR Nick Westbrook-Ikhine (Dolphins) WR Jordan Addison (Vikings) TE Brock Bowers (Raiders) WR Cooper Kupp (Seahawks) TE Sam LaPorta (Lions) WR Calvin Austin (Steelers) DS Texans (Texans) TE Evan Engram (Broncos) DS Panthers (Panthers) DS Bills (Bills) PK Jake Elliott (Eagles) DS Jaguars (Jaguars) PK Chad Ryland (Cardinals) PK Cameron Dicker (Chargers) PK Graham Gano (Giants) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== BLACK HOLES DA PER'S ===================================== ===================================== QB Caleb Williams (Bears) QB Joe Burrow (Bengals) QB Sam Darnold (Seahawks) QB Bo Nix (Broncos) RB Isiah Pacheco (Chiefs) RB Rhamondre Stevenson (Patriots) RB Tyrone Tracy Jr (Giants) RB Najee Harris (Chargers) RB Travis Etienne (Jaguars) WR Jaylen Waddle (Dolphins) RB Jaylen Wright (Dolphins) WR D.J. Moore (Bears) WR A.J. Brown (Eagles) WR Calvin Ridley (Titans) WR Justin Jefferson (Vikings) WR Emeka Egbuka (Buccaneers) WR Chris Olave (Saints) WR Keenan Allen (Chargers) WR Darius Slayton (Giants) TE George Kittle (49ers) TE Mark Andrews (Ravens) TE Dallas Goedert (Eagles) TE Hunter Henry (Patriots) DS Seahawks (Seahawks) DS Lions (Lions) DS Falcons (Falcons) DS Raiders (Raiders) PK Chris Boswell (Steelers) PK Daniel Carlson (Raiders) PK Matt Gay (Commanders) ===================================== ===================================== DRAGAN'S DRAGONS GRIZZLY RIDERS ===================================== ===================================== QB Justin Fields (Jets) QB Drake Maye (Patriots) QB Cam Ward (Titans) QB Geno Smith (Raiders) RB Bijan Robinson (Falcons) RB James Cook (Bills) RB Alvin Kamara (Saints) RB D'Andre Swift (Bears) RB Breece Hall (Jets) RB Javonte Williams (Cowboys) RB Braelon Allen (Jets) WR Keon Coleman (Bills) RB Emari Demercado (Cardinals) WR Jameson Williams (Lions) RB Michael Carter (Cardinals) WR Ricky Pearsall (49ers) WR D.K. Metcalf (Steelers) WR Rashid Shaheed (Saints) WR Rashee Rice (Chiefs) TE Darren Waller (Dolphins) WR Xavier Legette (Panthers) TE Tyler Warren (Colts) WR Quentin Johnston (Chargers) DS Cowboys (Cowboys) WR Malik Washington (Dolphins) DS Browns (Browns) DS Broncos (Broncos) PK Will Reichard (Vikings) PK Wil Lutz (Broncos) PK Jason Myers (Seahawks) ===================================== ===================================== HOOTERS KILLER WHALES ===================================== ===================================== QB Kyler Murray (Cardinals) QB Trevor Lawrence (Jaguars) QB Bryce Young (Panthers) QB Matthew Stafford (Rams) RB Cam Skattebo (Giants) RB Jaylen Warren (Steelers) RB Tyler Allgeier (Falcons) RB Jahmyr Gibbs (Lions) WR KaVontae Turpin (Cowboys) RB Kyren Williams (Rams) WR Amon-Ra St. Brown (Lions) RB Aaron Jones (Vikings) WR Mike Evans (Buccaneers) WR Nico Collins (Texans) WR Tetairoa McMillan (Panthers) WR Jauan Jennings (49ers) WR Wan'Dale Robinson (Giants) WR Jack Bach (Raiders) TE Trey McBride (Cardinals) WR Juju Smith-Schuster (Chiefs) TE T.J. Hockenson (Vikings) TE Dalton Kincaid (Bills) DS Jets (Jets) TE Cole Kmet (Bears) DS Cardinals (Cardinals) DS Commanders (Commanders) PK Jake Bates (Lions) DS Chiefs (Chiefs) PK Nick Folk (Jets) PK Eddy Pinero (49ers) WR Tyreek Hill (Dolphins) PK Jason Sanders (Dolphins) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== PRIDELESS PERVERTS ROLLERBALLERS ===================================== ===================================== QB Baker Mayfield (Buccaneers) QB C.J. Stroud (Texans) QB Brock Purdy (49ers) QB Jake Browning (Bengals) RB RJ Harvey (Broncos) QB Dillon Gabriel (Browns) RB Justice Hill (Ravens) RB Devon Achane (Dolphins) WR Tee Higgins (Bengals) RB Kenneth Walker (Seahawks) WR Courtland Sutton (Broncos) RB TreVeyon Henderson (Patriots) WR Xavier Worthy (Chiefs) WR Garrett Wilson (Jets) WR Matthey Golden (Packers) WR Brian Thomas (Jaguars) WR Khalil Shakir (Bills) WR Stefon Diggs (Patriots) WR Darnell Mooney (Falcons) WR Jerry Jeudy (Browns) WR Chris Godwin (Buccaneers) WR Marvin Mims (Broncos) WR Christian Kirk (Texans) WR Elic Ayomanor (Titans) WR Tre Harris (Chargers) TE Harold Fannin (Browns) DS Buccaneers (Buccaneers) DS Eagles (Eagles) PK Brandon Aubrey (Cowboys) PK Harrison Butker (Chiefs) RB Tyjae Spears (Titans) [IR] WR Malik Nabers (Giants) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== RUSTY'S RENEGADES TERMINATORS ===================================== ===================================== QB Jared Goff (Lions) QB Lamar Jackson (Ravens) QB Michael Penix (Falcons) QB Mac Jones (49ers) RB Derrick Henry (Ravens) RB Saquon Barkley (Eagles) RB Jonathan Taylor (Colts) RB Christian McCaffrey (49ers) RB Omarion Hampton (Chargers) RB J.Croskey-Merritt (Commanders) RB Trey Benson (Cardinals) RB Nick Chubb (Texans) RB Rachaad White (Buccaneers) RB Zach Charbonnet (Seahawks) RB Blake Corum (Rams) RB Brian Robinson (49ers) WR Puka Nacua (Rams) RB Tank Bigsby (Eagles) WR Davante Adams (Rams) RB Tyler Goodson (Colts) WR Rome Odunze (Bears) WR Zay Flowers (Ravens) DS Vikings (Vikings) WR CeeDee Lamb (Cowboys) DS Giants (Giants) DS Patriots (Patriots) PK Matt Prater (Bills) PK Ryan Fitzgerald (Panthers) PK Joshua Karty (Rams) PK Brandon McManus (Packers) PK Tyler Bass (Bills) [IR] RB MarShawn Lloyd (Packers) [IR] WR Jalen Coker (Panthers) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== TREE SLOBS WOOD'S WUSSES ===================================== ===================================== QB Jayden Daniels (Commanders) QB Jalen Hurts (Eagles) QB Daniel Jones (Colts) QB Tua Tagovailoa (Dolphins) RB David Montgomery (Lions) RB Chase Brown (Bengals) RB Kaleb Johnson (Steelers) RB Kareem Hunt (Chiefs) RB Jordan Mason (Vikings) RB Bucky Irving (Buccaneers) RB Chris Rodriguez (Commanders) RB Ollie Gordon (Dolphins) WR Ja'Marr Chase (Bengals) RB Jaydon Blue (Cowboys) WR George Pickens (Cowboys) RB Quinshon Judkins (Browns) WR Terry McLaurin (Commanders) RB Bhayshul Tuten (Jaguars) WR Michael Pittman (Colts) TE Isaiah Likely (Ravens) WR Jayden Higgins (Texans) RB Kendre Miller (Saints) TE Juwan Johnson (Saints) WR Chimere Dike (Titans) DS Steelers (Steelers) DS Colts (Colts) DS Dolphins (Dolphins) PK Ka'imi Fairbairn (Texans) PK Cam Little (Jaguars) PK Tyler Loop (Ravens) QB Deshaun Watson (Browns) [IR] RB Joe Mixon (Texans) [IR] RB Alexander Mattison (Dolphins) [IR] RB James Conner (Cardinals) [IR] WR Jalen McMillan (Buccaneers) [IR]