========================== BAFFLE Rosters - Week 07 ========================== (teams in alphabetical order) Update: 15 October 2025 ===================================== ===================================== ACME PORKERS ANARCHY ===================================== ===================================== QB Justin Herbert (Chargers) QB Patrick Mahomes (Chiefs) QB Dak Prescott (Cowboys) QB Jordan Love (Packers) RB Kenneth Gainwell (Steelers) RB Brashard Smith (Chiefs) RB Ashton Jeanty (Raiders) RB J.K. Dobbins (Broncos) WR Josh Downs (Colts) RB Woody Marks (Texans) WR Jakobi Meyers (Raiders) RB Sean Tucker (Buccaneers) WR DeVonta Smith (Eagles) WR Marvin Harrison Jr (Cardinals) WR Deebo Samuel (Commanders) WR Jaxon Smith-Njigba (Seahawks) WR Brandon Aiyuk (49ers) WR Marquise Brown (Chiefs) TE Jake Ferguson (Cowboys) WR Troy Franklin (Broncos) TE Travis Kelce (Chiefs) TE Tucker Kraft (Packers) DS Ravens (Ravens) DS Packers (Packers) DS Chargers (Chargers) DS Rams (Rams) PK Chase McLaughlin (Buccaneers) PK Andy Borregales (Patriots) PK Cairo Santos (Bears) PK Michael Badgley (Colts) RB Austin Ekeler (Commanders) [IR] WR Christian Watson (Packers) [IR] WR Jayden Reed (Packers) [IR] WR Cedric Tillman (Browns) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== BEER BELLIES BIG DAWGS ===================================== ===================================== QB J.J McCarthy (Vikings) QB Josh Allen (Bills) QB Jaxson Dart (Giants) QB Aaron Rodgers (Steelers) RB Rico Dowdle (Panthers) RB Tony Pollard (Titans) RB Josh Jacobs (Packers) RB Chuba Hubbard (Panthers) WR Kayshon Boutte (Patriots) RB Jerome Ford (Browns) WR Ladd McConkey (Chargers) WR DeAndre Hopkins (Ravens) WR Drake London (Falcons) WR Tre Tucker (Raiders) WR Romeo Doubs (Packers) WR Travis Hunter (Jaguars) TE Zach Ertz (Commanders) WR Jordan Addison (Vikings) TE Brock Bowers (Raiders) WR Cooper Kupp (Seahawks) TE Sam LaPorta (Lions) WR Calvin Austin (Steelers) TE Cade Otton (Buccaneers) TE Evan Engram (Broncos) DS Texans (Texans) DS Bills (Bills) PK Jake Elliott (Eagles) DS Jaguars (Jaguars) PK Chad Ryland (Cardinals) PK Cameron Dicker (Chargers) PK Graham Gano (Giants) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== BLACK HOLES DA PER'S ===================================== ===================================== QB Caleb Williams (Bears) QB Joe Burrow (Bengals) QB Sam Darnold (Seahawks) QB Bo Nix (Broncos) RB Isiah Pacheco (Chiefs) RB Rhamondre Stevenson (Patriots) RB Tyrone Tracy Jr (Giants) RB Najee Harris (Chargers) RB Travis Etienne (Jaguars) WR Jaylen Waddle (Dolphins) RB Jaylen Wright (Dolphins) WR D.J. Moore (Bears) WR A.J. Brown (Eagles) WR Calvin Ridley (Titans) WR Justin Jefferson (Vikings) WR Emeka Egbuka (Buccaneers) WR Chris Olave (Saints) WR Keenan Allen (Chargers) WR Darius Slayton (Giants) TE George Kittle (49ers) TE Mark Andrews (Ravens) TE Dallas Goedert (Eagles) TE Hunter Henry (Patriots) DS Seahawks (Seahawks) DS Lions (Lions) DS Falcons (Falcons) DS Raiders (Raiders) PK Chris Boswell (Steelers) PK Daniel Carlson (Raiders) PK Matt Gay (Commanders) ===================================== ===================================== DRAGAN'S DRAGONS GRIZZLY RIDERS ===================================== ===================================== QB Justin Fields (Jets) QB Drake Maye (Patriots) QB Cam Ward (Titans) QB Geno Smith (Raiders) RB Bijan Robinson (Falcons) RB James Cook (Bills) RB Alvin Kamara (Saints) RB D'Andre Swift (Bears) RB Breece Hall (Jets) RB Javonte Williams (Cowboys) RB Braelon Allen (Jets) WR Keon Coleman (Bills) RB Emari Demercado (Cardinals) WR Jameson Williams (Lions) RB Michael Carter (Cardinals) WR Ricky Pearsall (49ers) WR D.K. Metcalf (Steelers) WR Rashid Shaheed (Saints) WR Rashee Rice (Chiefs) TE Darren Waller (Dolphins) WR Xavier Legette (Panthers) TE Tyler Warren (Colts) WR Quentin Johnston (Chargers) DS Cowboys (Cowboys) WR Malik Washington (Dolphins) DS Browns (Browns) DS Broncos (Broncos) PK Will Reichard (Vikings) PK Wil Lutz (Broncos) PK Jason Myers (Seahawks) ===================================== ===================================== HOOTERS KILLER WHALES ===================================== ===================================== QB Kyler Murray (Cardinals) QB Trevor Lawrence (Jaguars) QB Bryce Young (Panthers) QB Matthew Stafford (Rams) RB Cam Skattebo (Giants) RB Jaylen Warren (Steelers) RB Tyler Allgeier (Falcons) RB Jahmyr Gibbs (Lions) WR KaVontae Turpin (Cowboys) RB Kyren Williams (Rams) WR Amon-Ra St. Brown (Lions) WR Tory Horton (Seahawks) WR Mike Evans (Buccaneers) WR Nico Collins (Texans) WR Tetairoa McMillan (Panthers) WR Jauan Jennings (49ers) WR Wan'Dale Robinson (Giants) WR Luke McCaffrey (Commanders) TE Trey McBride (Cardinals) WR Juju Smith-Schuster (Chiefs) TE T.J. Hockenson (Vikings) TE Dalton Kincaid (Bills) DS Jets (Jets) DS Chiefs (Chiefs) DS Cardinals (Cardinals) DS Commanders (Commanders) PK Jake Bates (Lions) PK Jason Sanders (Dolphins) PK Nick Folk (Jets) PK Eddy Pinero (49ers) WR Tyreek Hill (Dolphins) [IR] RB Aaron Jones (Vikings) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== PRIDELESS PERVERTS ROLLERBALLERS ===================================== ===================================== QB Baker Mayfield (Buccaneers) QB C.J. Stroud (Texans) QB Brock Purdy (49ers) QB Spencer Rattler (Saints) RB RJ Harvey (Broncos) QB Dillon Gabriel (Browns) RB Justice Hill (Ravens) RB Devon Achane (Dolphins) RB Tyjae Spears (Titans) RB Kenneth Walker (Seahawks) WR Courtland Sutton (Broncos) RB TreVeyon Henderson (Patriots) WR Xavier Worthy (Chiefs) WR Garrett Wilson (Jets) WR Matthey Golden (Packers) WR Brian Thomas (Jaguars) WR Khalil Shakir (Bills) WR Stefon Diggs (Patriots) WR Darnell Mooney (Falcons) WR Jerry Jeudy (Browns) WR Chris Godwin (Buccaneers) WR Marvin Mims (Broncos) WR Christian Kirk (Texans) WR Elic Ayomanor (Titans) WR Tee Higgins (Bengals) TE Harold Fannin (Browns) DS Buccaneers (Buccaneers) DS Eagles (Eagles) PK Brandon Aubrey (Cowboys) PK Harrison Butker (Chiefs) WR Malik Nabers (Giants) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== RUSTY'S RENEGADES TERMINATORS ===================================== ===================================== QB Jared Goff (Lions) QB Lamar Jackson (Ravens) QB Michael Penix (Falcons) QB Mac Jones (49ers) RB Derrick Henry (Ravens) QB Jacoby Brissett (Cardinals) RB Jonathan Taylor (Colts) RB Saquon Barkley (Eagles) RB Kimani Vidal (Chargers) RB Christian McCaffrey (49ers) RB Blake Corum (Rams) RB J.Croskey-Merritt (Commanders) RB Rachaad White (Buccaneers) RB Nick Chubb (Texans) WR Kendrick Bourne (49ers) RB Zach Charbonnet (Seahawks) WR Puka Nacua (Rams) RB Brian Robinson (49ers) WR Davante Adams (Rams) RB Will Shipley (Eagles) WR Rome Odunze (Bears) WR Zay Flowers (Ravens) DS Vikings (Vikings) WR CeeDee Lamb (Cowboys) DS Giants (Giants) TE Mason Taylor (Jets) PK Matt Prater (Bills) DS Patriots (Patriots) PK Joshua Karty (Rams) PK Parker Romo (Falcons) PK Tyler Bass (Bills) [IR] RB MarShawn Lloyd (Packers) [IR] RB Trey Benson (Cardinals) [IR] WR Jalen Coker (Panthers) [IR] RB Omarion Hampton (Chargers) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== TREE SLOBS WOOD'S WUSSES ===================================== ===================================== QB Jayden Daniels (Commanders) QB Jalen Hurts (Eagles) QB Daniel Jones (Colts) QB Tua Tagovailoa (Dolphins) RB David Montgomery (Lions) RB Chase Brown (Bengals) RB Kaleb Johnson (Steelers) RB Kareem Hunt (Chiefs) RB Jordan Mason (Vikings) RB Bucky Irving (Buccaneers) RB Zavier Scott (Vikings) RB Ollie Gordon (Dolphins) WR Ja'Marr Chase (Bengals) RB Jaydon Blue (Cowboys) WR George Pickens (Cowboys) RB Quinshon Judkins (Browns) WR Terry McLaurin (Commanders) RB Bhayshul Tuten (Jaguars) WR Michael Pittman (Colts) RB Kendre Miller (Saints) WR Jayden Higgins (Texans) WR Chimere Dike (Titans) TE Taysom Hill (Saints) TE Isaiah Likely (Ravens) DS Steelers (Steelers) DS Colts (Colts) PK Evan McPherson (Bengals) PK Ka'imi Fairbairn (Texans) PK Cam Little (Jaguars) PK Tyler Loop (Ravens) QB Deshaun Watson (Browns) [IR] RB Joe Mixon (Texans) [IR] RB Alexander Mattison (Dolphins) [IR] RB James Conner (Cardinals) [IR] WR Jalen McMillan (Buccaneers) [IR]