========================== BAFFLE Rosters - Week 08 ========================== (teams in alphabetical order) Update: 22 October 2025 ===================================== ===================================== ACME PORKERS ANARCHY ===================================== ===================================== QB Justin Herbert (Chargers) QB Patrick Mahomes (Chiefs) QB Dak Prescott (Cowboys) QB Jordan Love (Packers) RB Kenneth Gainwell (Steelers) RB Brashard Smith (Chiefs) RB Ashton Jeanty (Raiders) RB J.K. Dobbins (Broncos) WR Josh Downs (Colts) RB Woody Marks (Texans) WR Jakobi Meyers (Raiders) WR Marvin Harrison Jr (Cardinals) WR DeVonta Smith (Eagles) WR Jaxon Smith-Njigba (Seahawks) WR Deebo Samuel (Commanders) WR Marquise Brown (Chiefs) WR Brandon Aiyuk (49ers) WR Troy Franklin (Broncos) TE Jake Ferguson (Cowboys) TE Oronde Gadsden (Chargers) TE Travis Kelce (Chiefs) TE Tucker Kraft (Packers) DS Ravens (Ravens) DS Packers (Packers) DS Chargers (Chargers) DS Rams (Rams) PK Chase McLaughlin (Buccaneers) PK Andy Borregales (Patriots) PK Cairo Santos (Bears) PK Michael Badgley (Colts) RB Austin Ekeler (Commanders) [IR] WR Christian Watson (Packers) [IR] WR Jayden Reed (Packers) [IR] WR Cedric Tillman (Browns) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== BEER BELLIES BIG DAWGS ===================================== ===================================== QB J.J McCarthy (Vikings) QB Josh Allen (Bills) QB Jaxson Dart (Giants) QB Aaron Rodgers (Steelers) RB Rico Dowdle (Panthers) RB Tony Pollard (Titans) RB Josh Jacobs (Packers) RB Chuba Hubbard (Panthers) WR Kayshon Boutte (Patriots) RB Jerome Ford (Browns) WR Ladd McConkey (Chargers) WR DeAndre Hopkins (Ravens) WR Drake London (Falcons) WR Tre Tucker (Raiders) WR Romeo Doubs (Packers) WR Travis Hunter (Jaguars) TE Zach Ertz (Commanders) WR Jordan Addison (Vikings) TE Brock Bowers (Raiders) WR Cooper Kupp (Seahawks) TE Sam LaPorta (Lions) WR Calvin Austin (Steelers) TE Cade Otton (Buccaneers) TE Evan Engram (Broncos) DS Texans (Texans) DS Bills (Bills) PK Jake Elliott (Eagles) DS Jaguars (Jaguars) PK Chad Ryland (Cardinals) PK Cameron Dicker (Chargers) PK Graham Gano (Giants) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== BLACK HOLES DA PER'S ===================================== ===================================== QB Caleb Williams (Bears) QB Joe Burrow (Bengals) QB Sam Darnold (Seahawks) QB Bo Nix (Broncos) RB Isiah Pacheco (Chiefs) RB Rhamondre Stevenson (Patriots) RB Tyrone Tracy Jr (Giants) RB Najee Harris (Chargers) RB Travis Etienne (Jaguars) WR Jaylen Waddle (Dolphins) RB Jaylen Wright (Dolphins) WR D.J. Moore (Bears) WR A.J. Brown (Eagles) WR Calvin Ridley (Titans) WR Justin Jefferson (Vikings) WR Emeka Egbuka (Buccaneers) WR Chris Olave (Saints) WR Keenan Allen (Chargers) WR Darius Slayton (Giants) TE George Kittle (49ers) TE Mark Andrews (Ravens) TE Dallas Goedert (Eagles) TE Hunter Henry (Patriots) DS Seahawks (Seahawks) DS Lions (Lions) DS Falcons (Falcons) DS 49ers (49ers) PK Chris Boswell (Steelers) PK Jude McAtamney (Giants) PK Matt Gay (Commanders) ===================================== ===================================== DRAGAN'S DRAGONS GRIZZLY RIDERS ===================================== ===================================== QB Justin Fields (Jets) QB Drake Maye (Patriots) QB Cam Ward (Titans) QB Geno Smith (Raiders) QB Andy Dalton (Panthers) QB Joe Flacco (Bengals) RB Bijan Robinson (Falcons) RB James Cook (Bills) RB Alvin Kamara (Saints) RB D'Andre Swift (Bears) RB Breece Hall (Jets) RB Javonte Williams (Cowboys) RB Bam Knight (Cardinals) WR Keon Coleman (Bills) RB Michael Carter (Cardinals) WR Jameson Williams (Lions) WR D.K. Metcalf (Steelers) WR Ricky Pearsall (49ers) WR Rashee Rice (Chiefs) WR Rashid Shaheed (Saints) WR Xavier Legette (Panthers) TE Tyler Warren (Colts) WR Quentin Johnston (Chargers) DS Bears (Bears) WR Malik Washington (Dolphins) DS Browns (Browns) DS Broncos (Broncos) PK Will Reichard (Vikings) PK Wil Lutz (Broncos) PK Jason Myers (Seahawks) RB Braelon Allen (Jets) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== HOOTERS KILLER WHALES ===================================== ===================================== QB Kyler Murray (Cardinals) QB Trevor Lawrence (Jaguars) QB Bryce Young (Panthers) QB Matthew Stafford (Rams) QB Carson Wentz (Vikings) RB Jaylen Warren (Steelers) RB Cam Skattebo (Giants) RB Jahmyr Gibbs (Lions) RB Tyler Allgeier (Falcons) RB Kyren Williams (Rams) WR KaVontae Turpin (Cowboys) WR Tory Horton (Seahawks) WR Amon-Ra St. Brown (Lions) WR Nico Collins (Texans) WR Tetairoa McMillan (Panthers) WR Jauan Jennings (49ers) WR Wan'Dale Robinson (Giants) WR Luke McCaffrey (Commanders) TE Trey McBride (Cardinals) WR Juju Smith-Schuster (Chiefs) TE T.J. Hockenson (Vikings) TE Dalton Kincaid (Bills) DS Jets (Jets) DS Chiefs (Chiefs) DS Cardinals (Cardinals) DS Commanders (Commanders) PK Jake Bates (Lions) PK Jake Moody (Bears) PK Nick Folk (Jets) PK Eddy Pinero (49ers) WR Tyreek Hill (Dolphins) [IR] RB Aaron Jones (Vikings) [IR] WR Mike Evans (Buccaneers) PK Jason Sanders (Dolphins) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== PRIDELESS PERVERTS ROLLERBALLERS ===================================== ===================================== QB Baker Mayfield (Buccaneers) QB C.J. Stroud (Texans) QB Brock Purdy (49ers) QB Spencer Rattler (Saints) RB RJ Harvey (Broncos) QB Dillon Gabriel (Browns) RB Justice Hill (Ravens) RB De'Von Achane (Dolphins) RB Tyjae Spears (Titans) RB Kenneth Walker (Seahawks) WR Courtland Sutton (Broncos) RB TreVeyon Henderson (Patriots) WR Xavier Worthy (Chiefs) WR Garrett Wilson (Jets) WR Matthey Golden (Packers) WR Brian Thomas (Jaguars) WR Khalil Shakir (Bills) WR Stefon Diggs (Patriots) WR Darnell Mooney (Falcons) WR Jerry Jeudy (Browns) WR Chris Godwin (Buccaneers) WR Marvin Mims (Broncos) WR Christian Kirk (Texans) WR Elic Ayomanor (Titans) WR Tee Higgins (Bengals) TE Harold Fannin (Browns) DS Buccaneers (Buccaneers) DS Eagles (Eagles) PK Brandon Aubrey (Cowboys) PK Harrison Butker (Chiefs) WR Malik Nabers (Giants) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== RUSTY'S RENEGADES TERMINATORS ===================================== ===================================== QB Jared Goff (Lions) QB Lamar Jackson (Ravens) QB Michael Penix (Falcons) QB Mac Jones (49ers) RB Derrick Henry (Ravens) RB Saquon Barkley (Eagles) RB Jonathan Taylor (Colts) RB Christian McCaffrey (49ers) RB Kimani Vidal (Chargers) RB J.Croskey-Merritt (Commanders) RB Blake Corum (Rams) RB Zach Charbonnet (Seahawks) RB Rachaad White (Buccaneers) RB Brian Robinson (49ers) WR Kendrick Bourne (49ers) RB Will Shipley (Eagles) WR Puka Nacua (Rams) WR Tez Johnson (Buccaneers) WR Davante Adams (Rams) WR Jalen Coker (Panthers) WR Rome Odunze (Bears) WR Zay Flowers (Ravens) DS Vikings (Vikings) WR CeeDee Lamb (Cowboys) DS Giants (Giants) TE Mason Taylor (Jets) PK Matt Prater (Bills) DS Patriots (Patriots) PK Joshua Karty (Rams) PK Parker Romo (Falcons) PK Tyler Bass (Bills) [IR] RB MarShawn Lloyd (Packers) [IR] RB Trey Benson (Cardinals) [IR] RB Omarion Hampton (Chargers) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== TREE SLOBS WOOD'S WUSSES ===================================== ===================================== QB Jayden Daniels (Commanders) QB Jalen Hurts (Eagles) QB Daniel Jones (Colts) QB Tua Tagovailoa (Dolphins) RB David Montgomery (Lions) RB Chase Brown (Bengals) RB Kaleb Johnson (Steelers) RB Kareem Hunt (Chiefs) RB Jordan Mason (Vikings) RB Bucky Irving (Buccaneers) RB Kyle Monangai (Bears) RB Ollie Gordon (Dolphins) WR Ja'Marr Chase (Bengals) RB Jaydon Blue (Cowboys) WR George Pickens (Cowboys) RB Quinshon Judkins (Browns) WR Terry McLaurin (Commanders) RB Bhayshul Tuten (Jaguars) WR Michael Pittman (Colts) RB Kendre Miller (Saints) WR Alec Pierce (Colts) WR Chimere Dike (Titans) WR Jaylin Noel (Texans) TE Isaiah Likely (Ravens) TE Taysom Hill (Saints) DS Colts (Colts) DS Steelers (Steelers) PK Ka'imi Fairbairn (Texans) PK Evan McPherson (Bengals) PK Tyler Loop (Ravens) QB Deshaun Watson (Browns) [IR] RB Joe Mixon (Texans) [IR] RB Alexander Mattison (Dolphins) [IR] RB James Conner (Cardinals) [IR] WR Jalen McMillan (Buccaneers) [IR]