========================== BAFFLE Rosters - Week 14 ========================== (teams in alphabetical order) Update: 03 December 2025 ===================================== ===================================== ACME PORKERS ANARCHY ===================================== ===================================== QB Justin Herbert (Chargers) QB Patrick Mahomes (Chiefs) QB Dak Prescott (Cowboys) QB Jordan Love (Packers) RB Kenneth Gainwell (Steelers) RB Malik Davis (Cowboys) RB Ashton Jeanty (Raiders) RB Woody Marks (Texans) WR Josh Downs (Colts) WR Michael Wilson (Cardinals) WR Jakobi Meyers (Jaguars) WR Marvin Harrison (Cardinals) WR DeVonta Smith (Eagles) WR Jaxon Smith-Njigba (Seahawks) WR Deebo Samuel (Commanders) WR Christian Watson (Packers) WR Brandon Aiyuk (49ers) WR Troy Franklin (Broncos) TE Jake Ferguson (Cowboys) TE Oronde Gadsden (Chargers) TE Travis Kelce (Chiefs) TE AJ Barner (Seahawks) DS Ravens (Ravens) DS Packers (Packers) DS Chargers (Chargers) DS Rams (Rams) PK Chase McLaughlin (Buccaneers) PK Andy Borregales (Patriots) PK Cairo Santos (Bears) PK Harrison Mevis (Rams) RB Austin Ekeler (Commanders) [IR] WR Jayden Reed (Packers) [IR] TE Tucker Kraft (Packers) [IR] RB J.K. Dobbins (Broncos) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== BEER BELLIES BIG DAWGS ===================================== ===================================== QB J.J McCarthy (Vikings) QB Josh Allen (Bills) QB Jaxson Dart (Giants) QB Aaron Rodgers (Steelers) QB Kirk Cousins (Falcons) RB Tony Pollard (Titans) RB Josh Jacobs (Packers) RB Chuba Hubbard (Panthers) RB Bam Knight (Cardinals) RB Jerome Ford (Browns) RB Chris Rodriguez (Commanders) WR DeAndre Hopkins (Ravens) RB Rico Dowdle (Panthers) WR Tre Tucker (Raiders) WR Ladd McConkey (Chargers) WR Rashod Bateman (Ravens) WR Drake London (Falcons) WR Jordan Addison (Vikings) WR Romeo Doubs (Packers) WR Cooper Kupp (Seahawks) WR Kayshon Boutte (Patriots) WR Calvin Austin (Steelers) TE Brock Bowers (Raiders) TE Evan Engram (Broncos) DS Texans (Texans) DS Bills (Bills) PK Jake Elliott (Eagles) DS Jaguars (Jaguars) PK Chad Ryland (Cardinals) PK Cameron Dicker (Chargers) TE Sam LaPorta (Lions) [IR] WR Travis Hunter (Jaguars) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== BLACK HOLES DA PER'S ===================================== ===================================== QB Caleb Williams (Bears) QB Bo Nix (Broncos) QB Sam Darnold (Seahawks) QB Joe Burrow (Bengals) RB Isiah Pacheco (Chiefs) QB Marcus Mariota (Commanders) RB Tyrone Tracy Jr (Giants) RB Rhamondre Stevenson (Patriots) RB Travis Etienne (Jaguars) WR Jaylen Waddle (Dolphins) RB Nick Chubb (Texans) WR D.J. Moore (Bears) WR A.J. Brown (Eagles) WR Ja'Marr Chase (Bengals) WR Justin Jefferson (Vikings) WR Emeka Egbuka (Buccaneers) WR Chris Olave (Saints) WR Keenan Allen (Chargers) WR Darius Slayton (Giants) TE George Kittle (49ers) TE Mark Andrews (Ravens) TE Dallas Goedert (Eagles) TE Hunter Henry (Patriots) DS Seahawks (Seahawks) DS Lions (Lions) DS Falcons (Falcons) DS 49ers (49ers) PK Chris Boswell (Steelers) PK Cam Little (Jaguars) PK Matt Gay (None) WR Calvin Ridley (Titans) [IR] RB Najee Harris (Chargers) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== DRAGAN'S DRAGONS GRIZZLY RIDERS ===================================== ===================================== QB Justin Fields (Jets) QB Drake Maye (Patriots) QB Cam Ward (Titans) QB Tyrod Taylor (Jets) QB Tyler Shough (Saints) WR Keon Coleman (Bills) RB Bijan Robinson (Falcons) RB James Cook (Bills) RB Alvin Kamara (Saints) RB D'Andre Swift (Bears) RB Breece Hall (Jets) RB Javonte Williams (Cowboys) WR Quentin Johnston (Chargers) WR Adonai Mitchell (Jets) WR Malik Washington (Dolphins) WR Jameson Williams (Lions) WR D.K. Metcalf (Steelers) WR Ricky Pearsall (49ers) WR Rashee Rice (Chiefs) WR Rashid Shaheed (Seahawks) WR John Metchie (Jets) TE Tyler Warren (Colts) DS Saints (Saints) TE Darren Waller (Dolphins) DS Broncos (Broncos) DS Bears (Bears) PK Ryan Fitzgerald (Panthers) DS Browns (Browns) PK Wil Lutz (Broncos) PK Jason Myers (Seahawks) RB Braelon Allen (Jets) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== HOOTERS KILLER WHALES ===================================== ===================================== QB Bryce Young (Panthers) QB Trevor Lawrence (Jaguars) QB Jacoby Brissett (Cardinals) QB Matthew Stafford (Rams) RB Devin Neal (Saints) RB Jaylen Warren (Steelers) RB Devin Singletary (Giants) RB Jahmyr Gibbs (Lions) RB Tyler Allgeier (Falcons) RB Kyren Williams (Rams) WR KaVontae Turpin (Cowboys) RB Aaron Jones (Vikings) WR Amon-Ra St. Brown (Lions) WR Tory Horton (Seahawks) WR Tetairoa McMillan (Panthers) WR Nico Collins (Texans) WR Wan'Dale Robinson (Giants) WR Jauan Jennings (49ers) WR Mike Evans (Buccaneers) WR Juju Smith-Schuster (Chiefs) WR Tom Kennedy (Lions) TE Dalton Kincaid (Bills) TE Trey McBride (Cardinals) DS Chiefs (Chiefs) TE Colston Loveland (Bears) DS Commanders (Commanders) DS Dolphins (Dolphins) PK Eddy Pinero (49ers) PK Jake Bates (Lions) PK Zane Gonzales (Falcons) WR Tyreek Hill (Dolphins) [IR] PK Jason Sanders (Dolphins) [IR] RB Cam Skattebo (Giants) [IR] WR Luke McCaffrey (Commanders) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== PRIDELESS PERVERTS ROLLERBALLERS ===================================== ===================================== QB Baker Mayfield (Buccaneers) QB C.J. Stroud (Texans) QB Brock Purdy (49ers) QB Shadeur Sanders (Browns) RB RJ Harvey (Broncos) QB Davis Mills (Texans) RB Tyjae Spears (Titans) RB De'Von Achane (Dolphins) WR Isaac TeSlaa (Lions) RB Kenneth Walker (Seahawks) WR Courtland Sutton (Broncos) RB TreVeyon Henderson (Patriots) WR Xavier Worthy (Chiefs) RB Emanuel Wilson (Packers) WR Matthey Golden (Packers) WR Brian Thomas (Jaguars) WR Khalil Shakir (Bills) WR Stefon Diggs (Patriots) WR Darnell Mooney (Falcons) WR Jerry Jeudy (Browns) WR Chris Godwin (Buccaneers) WR Marvin Mims (Broncos) WR Tee Higgins (Bengals) WR Greg Dortch (Cardinals) WR Christian Kirk (Texans) TE Harold Fannin (Browns) DS Buccaneers (Buccaneers) DS Eagles (Eagles) PK Brandon Aubrey (Cowboys) PK Harrison Butker (Chiefs) WR Malik Nabers (Giants) [IR] WR Garrett Wilson (Jets) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== RUSTY'S RENEGADES TERMINATORS ===================================== ===================================== QB Jared Goff (Lions) QB Lamar Jackson (Ravens) QB Michael Penix (Falcons) QB Mac Jones (49ers) RB Derrick Henry (Ravens) RB Saquon Barkley (Eagles) RB Jonathan Taylor (Colts) RB Christian McCaffrey (49ers) RB Kimani Vidal (Chargers) RB J.Croskey-Merritt (Commanders) RB Blake Corum (Rams) RB Zach Charbonnet (Seahawks) RB Rachaad White (Buccaneers) RB Brian Robinson (49ers) WR Kendrick Bourne (49ers) RB Will Shipley (Eagles) WR Puka Nacua (Rams) WR Tez Johnson (Buccaneers) WR Davante Adams (Rams) WR Jalen Coker (Panthers) WR Rome Odunze (Bears) WR Zay Flowers (Ravens) DS Vikings (Vikings) WR CeeDee Lamb (Cowboys) DS Giants (Giants) DS Raiders (Raiders) PK Matt Prater (Bills) DS Patriots (Patriots) PK Riley Patterson (Dolphins) PK Brandon McManus (Packers) PK Tyler Bass (Bills) [IR] RB MarShawn Lloyd (Packers) [IR] RB Trey Benson (Cardinals) [IR] RB Omarion Hampton (Chargers) [IR] ===================================== ===================================== TREE SLOBS WOOD'S WUSSES ===================================== ===================================== QB Jayden Daniels (Commanders) QB Jalen Hurts (Eagles) QB Daniel Jones (Colts) QB Tua Tagovailoa (Dolphins) RB Kyle Monangai (Bears) RB Chase Brown (Bengals) RB David Montgomery (Lions) RB Kareem Hunt (Chiefs) RB Kaleb Johnson (Steelers) RB Bucky Irving (Buccaneers) RB Jordan Mason (Vikings) RB Ollie Gordon (Dolphins) WR Luther Burden (Bears) RB Jaydon Blue (Cowboys) WR George Pickens (Cowboys) RB Quinshon Judkins (Browns) WR Terry McLaurin (Commanders) RB Bhayshul Tuten (Jaguars) WR Michael Pittman (Colts) RB Kendre Miller (Saints) WR Alec Pierce (Colts) WR Chimere Dike (Titans) WR Parker Washington (Jaguars) TE Isaiah Likely (Ravens) WR Jayden Higgins (Texans) DS Colts (Colts) DS Steelers (Steelers) PK Ka'imi Fairbairn (Texans) PK Evan McPherson (Bengals) PK Tyler Loop (Ravens) QB Deshaun Watson (Browns) [IR] RB Joe Mixon (Texans) [IR] QB Kyler Murray (Cardinals) [IR] RB James Conner (Cardinals) [IR] WR Jalen McMillan (Buccaneers) [IR]